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Jun 22, 2008 23:32

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action - he's totally in the apartment for once fuckingqb June 23 2008, 03:48:16 UTC
The fucking shrimp took her to the hospital.

[Is eyeing that bread. For a very long moment.]

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action - lol WAO totally off the ball here fuckingmonkey June 23 2008, 03:55:36 UTC
Th-the hospital?! I thought it was just a cough or somethin'! What's wrong with Mamori-san?!

[torn between concern max and pride about the bread. His banana bread was obviously superior.]

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action - hiruma is used to having to explain everything fuckingqb June 23 2008, 04:02:02 UTC
She was bit by a fucking rat. The fucking manager could barely breathe by the time they left.

[He's very good at hiding his concern behind a sneer. Especially since the banana bread is providing such a good point of mockery.]

And what the fuck is that supposed to be?

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action - so sad, so true. fuckingmonkey June 23 2008, 04:13:33 UTC
How th'hell did a RAT bite her?!

[still battling concern and pride as his imagination places a giant rat with mamori-san in it's drooling jowls into his mind. But ah, such a nice loaf.]

[points at the bread] Banana bread! It'll cure what ails ya! [grin wink SHINING WITH PRIDE]

Maybe we should go take it to Mamori-san!

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action - this is the truth of his existence fuckingqb June 23 2008, 04:44:25 UTC
I don't know.

[It comes out a harsh snap, complete with a glare, and Hiruma turns his attention back to his computer. Under normal circumstances, he'd laugh at that banana bread. And he might, later. Right now he was busy. If there was anything unusual about these fucking sicknesses, he was going to find out.]

Tch. Wait until she gets back, fucking idiot monkey.

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action fuckingmonkey June 23 2008, 04:59:38 UTC
[He tensed at the snap and the glare, bracing himself for accompanying gunfire-- when it never came, he relaxed a bit with a sigh.] S-sorry, Hiruma-senpai. 'M just worried.

[He looks at the back of Hiruma's head and back at the bread, the giant rat in his head munching away at poor poor Mamori-san]

I-I still think we should go see her though, banana bread makes everyone feel better max.

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action fuckingqb June 23 2008, 05:41:53 UTC
Tch.

[What more could he say? He wasn't going to say he was worried--the monkey was an idiot but he wasn't THAT stupid, so it went without saying. Instead he typed, irritably, ready to lose himself in his work.]

[When she speaks, it's in a deceptively calm voice.]

Who goes to a hospital, fucking monkey?

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action- OH HAHA YOU CONFUSED ME BY WRITING 'SHE' fuckingmonkey June 23 2008, 05:56:05 UTC
[He takes off a piece of the bread and nibbles at it thoughtfully]

Sick people, hurt people.. Yeah, sick and hurt people.

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action - DAMNED MISTYPE AUGH fuckingqb June 23 2008, 05:58:48 UTC
[He doesn't look up.]

Exactly.

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action - I LOL AT YOUR MISFORTUNE fuckingmonkey June 23 2008, 06:09:12 UTC
[he chewed for a bit and mulled that over--] So wouldn't that be more reason to see her?

Oh, and Lyra says she's got info for ya.

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action - YOU EVIL THING *BULLETS* THAT'S MY JOB fuckingqb June 23 2008, 06:12:08 UTC
[He paused and finally looked at Monta]

Only if you want to get sick too, fucking monkey.

[That second part makes him arch an eyebrow, silently turning back to his computer.]

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action - MUKYYAAAA fuckingmonkey June 23 2008, 06:21:06 UTC
[OH. INFECTION. RIGHT. Maybe he is that slow.]

Wait, are you sayin' it's contagious?

[He sighed.] Well what th'hell are we supposed to do now?

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action - <3 fuckingqb June 23 2008, 06:25:37 UTC
Might be.

[He types, apparently unconcerned.]

We wait and try and figure out what's going on.

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action - </3 fuckingmonkey June 23 2008, 06:32:15 UTC
Hiiiiii

H-how can you be so calm?! We could have an ep-- epid..

a real problem here!

[now-frantic hand/arm motions are thrown in as he talks]

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action - <3<3<3<3 *BULLETS* fuckingqb June 23 2008, 06:45:30 UTC
[He lifted a brief glare at Monta, and there was a flash of light off the automatic rifle at his side, though he didn't yet open fire.]

And what good would panicking do, fucking monkey?

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action - WHHHHYYYYYYY fuckingmonkey June 23 2008, 06:58:33 UTC
[VERY VISIBLE FLINCH as the gun caught a ray of light-- where the hell does he keep these things?]

Well I dunno, but there's gotta be something we can do!

All I got is banana bread. It's good, though.

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