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Jun 02, 2008 15:14

HUH. My left shoes are missing.

Thankfully, I know how to operate BARE FOOT.

ADAPTABILITY MAX.

But what is causing this, I wonder? I THINK AN INVESTIGATION IS IN ORDER.

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anti_bereznoff June 2 2008, 19:45:36 UTC
Walk on your hands, walk on your hands, it solves eeeeeeverythiiiiiiing!

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1/2 fuckingmonkey June 2 2008, 19:49:19 UTC
On my hands?

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fuckingmonkey June 2 2008, 19:49:59 UTC
But my feet ain't broke!

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anti_bereznoff June 2 2008, 19:58:54 UTC
BUT YOU HAVE NO SHOES SO THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

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fuckingmonkey June 2 2008, 20:03:48 UTC
Wh-WHAT?

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fuckingmonkey June 2 2008, 20:05:36 UTC
BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH USING FEET? I DO IT ALL THE TIME.

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anti_bereznoff June 2 2008, 20:19:26 UTC
If you must know, that's very last season.

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fashion does not compute 8D fuckingmonkey June 2 2008, 20:33:16 UTC
Last season..?

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T-too bad. ._.v anti_bereznoff June 2 2008, 20:35:40 UTC
Old black. Which is very different from the new black, you know.

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fuckingmonkey June 2 2008, 20:37:12 UTC
B-but

isn't black just black? What makes black un-black?

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anti_bereznoff June 2 2008, 20:47:30 UTC
WHAT.

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anti_bereznoff June 2 2008, 20:47:48 UTC
Allow me to explain.

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anti_bereznoff June 2 2008, 20:48:04 UTC
I love to help.

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anti_bereznoff June 2 2008, 20:50:50 UTC
See, black is black, hence looking good on everyone, stylish, slimming, loooooveeeeeeeely, but then there are other nice, stylish, slimming, looooovely things, and so they became black, even when they aren't black, sometimes white, and all right, white isn't slimming, but white is stylish, so white is black, but then the new coloured beads for the summer collection come out, so pink is the new black, which is white, so now pink is the new white, but then the green ties are in fashion, so green is the new pink is the new white is the new black...

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1/DUNNO fuckingmonkey June 2 2008, 20:59:00 UTC
fuckingmonkey June 2 2008, 20:59:16 UTC

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