Mar 05, 2008 23:51
FOREWARNING :: i am def not in my usual mood so dont attempt small talk with mee, dont BOO HOO to me, and if you choose to do so && for some odd reason i choose to reply, dont expect me to give a shit if i offend you.
PHONE ::
I generally dont answer. Its not personal, I just dont usually talk on the phone unless you are pree damn special.
If you are one of the many people who often bitches at me cos you dont understand my texts//
-HARD is the new MUCH/BAD
-I am often too cool for vowels
-I forever use // to separate sentences
-I usually write to much leaving me to juss write the first 3 letters of some larger words
Get with it. Or dont text mee.
DAILY CONVERSATION ::
I am forever sarcastic. Whether i know you or not.
If you say something ridiculously stupid i WILL point it out. Whether i know you or not. [i'm not usually TRYING to be rude, i just dont feel the need to filter my thoughts before saying them]
If you are offended, on most days I will apologize if you're nice. I wont mean it if you're a Dbag.
If you can handle my personality and hold a mentally stimulationg conversation with me, I will RESPECT the fuck out of you.
I am nice, but almost ALWAYS play mean. It's how i entertain myself with boring people.
I tend to say 'IDK' instead of i dont know in the middle of conversation.
And i am pree REDIC.
Get with it or dont talk to me.
NOTE ::
Just bcos i am the new girl in town does NOT mean any of you will 'hook up' with me.
Trust me. YOU WON'T.
I love playing counselor, analyzing your situations, and giving advice, but dont bitch about your friends to me to get me on your side.
i dont generally take sides.
And i dont particularly give a shit about your petty drama.
Also, it pree much takes a LOT to get me in a bad mood but when i am, i will not be inclined to engage in small talk.
And i most likely wont want your opinion.
Dont attempt to give me advice unless i personally ask you for it, or if you know FOR A FACT that you are someone i would care to hear from.
AS FOR THIS MOMENT ::
Finding out that the stupid deadbeat fucking FGGT gangster drug dealer that my best friend is STILL dating is also a MURDERER was pree much the straw that broke the camels back for mee tonight.
I can count on one had thee people I'm willing to converse with right now//
they pree much know who they are, and chances are you aren't one of them.
Therefore, my advice to you would be to do me a solid and dont even to attempt small talk with mee tonight//
save yourself from being offended when i dont reply.
KthnxBYE.