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Dear World,
Honey, I'm home.
I wish I could say I was glad to be back, but really? Just can't muster that kind of enthusiasm at the moment. You're still here and I'm still here, and can we work on that little problem, please? Because let me tell you, world. I've just spent the year and more in Hell. North Dakota. Same difference. Penance, they called it. Making amends for the error of my ways.
Of course my ways are erroneous, morons. I'm a fucking demon. Why in the name of Hell should I have to do penance? Assholes.
But finally I'm free. As free as I can manage while still being stuck in this god-forsaken existence. And world? I plan on enjoying it. At least until I destroy you, anyway. But before that? Let's have some fun. I know you've missed me. How could you not?
No love.
Azrael.
Honey, I'm home.
I wish I could say I was glad to be back, but really? Just can't muster that kind of enthusiasm at the moment. You're still here and I'm still here, and can we work on that little problem, please? Because let me tell you, world. I've just spent the year and more in Hell. North Dakota. Same difference. Penance, they called it. Making amends for the error of my ways.
Of course my ways are erroneous, morons. I'm a fucking demon. Why in the name of Hell should I have to do penance? Assholes.
But finally I'm free. As free as I can manage while still being stuck in this god-forsaken existence. And world? I plan on enjoying it. At least until I destroy you, anyway. But before that? Let's have some fun. I know you've missed me. How could you not?
No love.
Azrael.