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Questions from golden_apple
1. Want to go destroy a small village somewhere?
Sure. Just a small village? And only one?
2. Impaling, decapitation, or defenestration?
Who says we have to choose just one? Millicent has been practicing evisceration and flaying when she thinks no one is looking. She could help.
3. Would you rather bite the head off of a chicken, a bat, or something larger?
Larger. Much larger.
4. What's your favorite natural disaster?
A pretty woman with an empty soul.
5. Shall we play a game? Say, global thermonuclear war?
Possible answers:
1. Want to go destroy a small village somewhere?
Sure. Just a small village? And only one?
2. Impaling, decapitation, or defenestration?
Who says we have to choose just one? Millicent has been practicing evisceration and flaying when she thinks no one is looking. She could help.
3. Would you rather bite the head off of a chicken, a bat, or something larger?
Larger. Much larger.
4. What's your favorite natural disaster?
A pretty woman with an empty soul.
5. Shall we play a game? Say, global thermonuclear war?
Possible answers:
- You're no Ally Sheedy.
- I've got a WOPR for you.
- Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
This amuses me.
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.