Ton(e)y! That was so humorluffagus I have to post it.
Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown".
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks,
"Are you Ok??"
In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20
inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said "Turn Around!"
Wahahaha! XD
Oi! My Vaccation was verrrrry good. I enjoyed seeing my family again and spending time with every body. I talked a whole lot with my parents. My mother, father, willow sister and I went driving up to Ruidoso to see the snow and my mom and I got into this big discussion about 'love' and relationships, amongst other various topics concerning my life experiences so far here in New Mexico. I have grown and matured quite a bit since I lived in Cali. I have learned so much about myself, about the nature of people and about life in general. I guess you could say I have spent a bit of time figureing myself out and what exactly I am doing. Alas, I still have much growing to do and still more to learn.
I love my family so much, I was actually sad Sunday night when we were all getting ready to leave the following Monday morning. I could have stayed for another week in Utah with my relatives and family. They are really neat people and always a funny bunch to sit around the kitchen table playing card games. My aunt and cousin taught Chelsea and I how to play spoons, that was a complete riot! I totally missed my little sisters and how funny they are. Especially Chelsea; one of the nights we stayed up really late watching the last half of Masterpiece Theater's Dr.Zevago..?(however you spell that) yeah, it's suppose to be a serious movie, but not when we were watching it together! heehee...and "enter crazy canibal man" (ah, the inside jokes..^_^)
My Uncle Bill has inspired me to start practicing the guitar again. I watched him change the strings on two of his very nice accoustics and even let me pick a bit on them, that was fun. He was getting ready to go play with his band, I forget the name, but they are a neo-blue grass band no vocals though, which is just fine for their style. Chelsea and I went with our aunt Cindy and uncle Bill to First Night held in down town Salt Lake City. It wasn't as much fun as the time we all went two years ago; the music acts were okay, nothing really great or spectacular (last time Bill's band played the venue, and there were other blue-grass people performing - it was spectacular;) the improv was semi-funny, but Bill and I both agreed the actors looked like they were having more fun than the audience; we got sleeted on, which turned into pretty snow but not before I was thouroughly soggified by the pelting sleet >_< arrr! But the fireworks were nice. lol! ahhh, good times.
But, let me back up a few days to the twenty-fifth, Christmas day. I had to work. It was not so bad. My family came to have lunch, and see where I worked, what I do, and how I do it all on roller skates. harharhar, it was neat-o ^_^ I was so tired at the end of the day, I fell right asleep after our little christmas dinner...didn't even wake up for desert mmmmm..home made pumpkin pie...
Everybody was sick except for little Willow. So I didn't get to show every body very much of new mexico..perhaps another time. I was kind of sad my older brother couldn't make it out here, he couldn't get the time off from work. I did get to talk to him the day after Christmas for a bit, and post new years as well when in utah. Next time I see him I'm going to give him a hug, it seems that he has done quite a bit of growing as well. He is a good guy, chelsea and I like to poke fun but he is a rather decent fellow, even if he is nerdy sometimes. AND @&@$^%!* He is not gay or a total perv. sheesh.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I finallllllly go to see Napoleon Dynamite, it was halarious! (watched it several times actually with and with out commentary. My dad happened upon a copy of it when he was out shopping and bought the DVD. Yay!) So, yeah, I get it now >_< heehee :p
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown".
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks,
"Are you Ok??"
In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20
inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said "Turn Around!"
Wahahaha! XD
Oi! My Vaccation was verrrrry good. I enjoyed seeing my family again and spending time with every body. I talked a whole lot with my parents. My mother, father, willow sister and I went driving up to Ruidoso to see the snow and my mom and I got into this big discussion about 'love' and relationships, amongst other various topics concerning my life experiences so far here in New Mexico. I have grown and matured quite a bit since I lived in Cali. I have learned so much about myself, about the nature of people and about life in general. I guess you could say I have spent a bit of time figureing myself out and what exactly I am doing. Alas, I still have much growing to do and still more to learn.
I love my family so much, I was actually sad Sunday night when we were all getting ready to leave the following Monday morning. I could have stayed for another week in Utah with my relatives and family. They are really neat people and always a funny bunch to sit around the kitchen table playing card games. My aunt and cousin taught Chelsea and I how to play spoons, that was a complete riot! I totally missed my little sisters and how funny they are. Especially Chelsea; one of the nights we stayed up really late watching the last half of Masterpiece Theater's Dr.Zevago..?(however you spell that) yeah, it's suppose to be a serious movie, but not when we were watching it together! heehee...and "enter crazy canibal man" (ah, the inside jokes..^_^)
My Uncle Bill has inspired me to start practicing the guitar again. I watched him change the strings on two of his very nice accoustics and even let me pick a bit on them, that was fun. He was getting ready to go play with his band, I forget the name, but they are a neo-blue grass band no vocals though, which is just fine for their style. Chelsea and I went with our aunt Cindy and uncle Bill to First Night held in down town Salt Lake City. It wasn't as much fun as the time we all went two years ago; the music acts were okay, nothing really great or spectacular (last time Bill's band played the venue, and there were other blue-grass people performing - it was spectacular;) the improv was semi-funny, but Bill and I both agreed the actors looked like they were having more fun than the audience; we got sleeted on, which turned into pretty snow but not before I was thouroughly soggified by the pelting sleet >_< arrr! But the fireworks were nice. lol! ahhh, good times.
But, let me back up a few days to the twenty-fifth, Christmas day. I had to work. It was not so bad. My family came to have lunch, and see where I worked, what I do, and how I do it all on roller skates. harharhar, it was neat-o ^_^ I was so tired at the end of the day, I fell right asleep after our little christmas dinner...didn't even wake up for desert mmmmm..home made pumpkin pie...
Everybody was sick except for little Willow. So I didn't get to show every body very much of new mexico..perhaps another time. I was kind of sad my older brother couldn't make it out here, he couldn't get the time off from work. I did get to talk to him the day after Christmas for a bit, and post new years as well when in utah. Next time I see him I'm going to give him a hug, it seems that he has done quite a bit of growing as well. He is a good guy, chelsea and I like to poke fun but he is a rather decent fellow, even if he is nerdy sometimes. AND @&@$^%!* He is not gay or a total perv. sheesh.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I finallllllly go to see Napoleon Dynamite, it was halarious! (watched it several times actually with and with out commentary. My dad happened upon a copy of it when he was out shopping and bought the DVD. Yay!) So, yeah, I get it now >_< heehee :p