Little old ladies.
I was at Aharts today, walking down the produce section heading toward the grapes minding my own business when this little old lady CUTS me off. She literally HIT ME with her shopping cart trying to get in front of me. Now I know everybody loves old people. They're fat, generally have beards and mustaches, and smile a lot. Most of them. But there are some of them, ladies and gentlemen, that possess an evil worse than any you can imagine. That evil, my friends, is senior discounts. Senior discounts enable these old fucks to purchase more food, making them do crazy things such as live longer and buy MY grapes. I say we cut the fucks off. Let em fend for themselves.
Anyway, FUCKING PARTY LAST NIGHT! Just like the old days, well, kind of. I passed out under the pool table.
Not even on purpose, I'm just fucking cool like that.
Hehe we put hot sauce in the queer's vodka.
Yeah, that really is all that needs to be said, isn't it?
hahahahaha I fucking love you bitches.
Grease is performing at the State Theatre. Anyone wanna come with...?
Mimza? You up for it? x.~ <3
Anyway, FUCKING PARTY LAST NIGHT! Just like the old days, well, kind of. I passed out under the pool table.
Not even on purpose, I'm just fucking cool like that.
Hehe we put hot sauce in the queer's vodka.
Yeah, that really is all that needs to be said, isn't it?
hahahahaha I fucking love you bitches.
Grease is performing at the State Theatre. Anyone wanna come with...?
Mimza? You up for it? x.~ <3