Elena; "I've accepted the fact that you're a self-serving psychopath, with no redeeming qualities."
Damon; "Ouch."
Damon; "You're ignoring me."
Elena; "The six missed calls? Sorry, my phone's dead."
Damon; "You're not going in there."
Elena; "I'm going!"
Damon; "You're not going in there."
Damon; "Your life is valuable."
Elena; "You don't understand."
Damon; "Oh I understand. I understand. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong. I get it."
Elena; "Can you just not joke around for two seconds?
Damon; "I can't protect you, Elena. I don't know how many vampires there are in there. [clicks his fingers] That's how long it takes you to get your head ripped off. I have to be able to get in and get out. I can't be distracted with your safety....I know. I get it. I understand.
[I had to include a cap of Alaric as he was totally seeing what was between them two!]
Damon; "Are you insane?"