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so as us boys grow up we have only one woman in our lives, our mother, who loves us unconditionally, takes care of us when we are sick, gives us advice that we never listen to but is always right, is the first one to give us a hug when we need it most, and the first one to put us in line when we need it most as well, never lies to us, never plays mind games with us, gives us anything we want, would do anything for us, would die for us, really the most dependable, sturdy, and loving thing in our lives. then as we get older and become interested in other women we beilive that all women are like this because its the only type of woman we have experinced. we go out and quickly learn that this is not the case, that is why your first love is the worst and hardest to get over and after you realize that not all women are like your mother you spend your whole life looking for a woman who is your mother but that you can also sleep with. this has been another episode of late nite revelations! thank you for watching!