fun nite
i dont care what you say mandi wilson... last nite was awesome. we went to ginas party and there was this fire nazy there. appearantly she is a fire marshal or something and we were having a bon fire and any idiot can light a fire but since shes mrs firemarshal she had to do it. and it took her like 2 hours lol and if anyone went near it she would yell at them and say IM A FIRE MARSHALL lololol so of coarse being ME i had to go outta my way to piss this bitch off. and this is how i heard the 5 greatest quotes ever! so after like an hour of waiting for this fire to i yell "throw in some gasoline" cause i knew it would piss her off and she runs over and gets in my face and say "DONT FUCK WITH A FIRE MARSHAL YOU ASSHOLE!!" me and mandi wilson and everyone else around us laughed in her face so hard i was crying. then when i asked her "what would happen if i threw a water jug into the fire?" she said "well than i would write a $250 ticket cause im a fire marshall" that bitch cant write me shit!!!! shes in 11th grade!!! after a while i went up to her and ask her a question about being a fire marshall and she looked over at me with an academy award winning look on her face and she says "do you know what its like to be person on the line with parents telling them they have to meet you at the hospital cause there son and or daughter has been injured by....FIRE!!!" then i tried to roast a hot dolg on the fire and she threatened to crush one of my balls with a prong. and finally at the end of the night as she was leaving i asked her if i could give her a kiss and she runs over and yells in my face "i have a been a devoted girlfriend for 2 and 1/2 years and im am not about to fuck it up over your bullshit antics!!!" first off this boyfriend or hers is her first cousin she met at a family renion and i swear its true im not making that up and second i didnt want anything to do with getting with this chick. she looked like roseanne with a bandana on. anyway it was a extremely funny nite that i will never forget. and one day christen mahl will admit she loves me to!!!!