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another week gone by another weekend rolls around where twenty-somethings are supposed to go out and partay... but im officially on a drinking strike.
just got home from an interesting outing first over to jamays casa where she is dogsitting a horridly large beast calling himself jack. we taught him how to shake hands.. sooo cute clever thing learnt straight away. dogs do go whacko for schmacos!
then we watched the importance of being earnest with colin firth rupert everett and reese witherspoon. so funny i love that play. oscar wilde is genius.
anywho i thought i was tired and james was so i left but halfway home i was listening to music on the radio and decided i wanted to go out and dance.
called yaz and drove to chapel street to meet up with her mark, nico, jacky, and nics brother who i dubbed "chavvy steve" cuz hes an essex boy and dresses like a chav lol oh and this american wanker called jessie whos nics neighbour and invited herself cuz she fancied chavvy steve who has a gf :| fuckin loser. met them at tryst but didnt stay long. walked to the lucky coq and on the way the fucken american wouldnt shut up that her feet were sore. she was so annoying and just too drunk. had a good time at the coq but eventually this jess chick passed out in between throwing her shoes away and stroking chavvy steve suspiciously so nico got all worried and decided we had to leave. anyway we decided it would be cheaper for me to drive the four going back to nicos home rather than have them catching loads of cabs but mark decided i could drive them all home lol... so walked alllllll the way back to the jam factory with this wanker whinging and yaz mark and i quoting everything from snatch to end of zee world to skins to black books hahahaha! and singing shes electric while chavvy steve kept saying "WHY ARE YOU SINGING OASIS" lol and starts chanting spurs songs! we would have been a sight. get to the jam factory and the american slag decides she doesnt want to walk to the car so the girls stayed with her and yaz and mark came with me to get the car... much drama trying to pay for the park cuz the machine wouldnt work so we got out for free woot!
how did i get everyone home... ummmmmmm dodgiest drive ive ever done HAHAHA yaz in the boot with my dads golf clubs on top of her, jacky in the front with the seat jammed so far foward she might have gone through the windscreen, nico mark and her bro in the back and the american on the floor and she wouldnt fucking bend down... PLUS id had a couple of drinks not at all pissed but u know... how fucked would i have been... so silly lol!
anyway we get to elsternwick maccas and this fucking dickhead has to pee so i screech innnnnn and fucking jess brown is in the carpark having followed us hahaha random!plus there were cops there so im like quick fucking jump out! and telling yaz not to fucking yell lol! so dodge! jess informed me there were two drugs busses on beach rd and lo and behold i had to get to sandy station so when we all piled back into the car nico had to direct me around these random backstreets whilst im trying to contend with chavvy steve poking me telling me to put the next sinatra song on lol! and the american going on about shit. and everyone being generally annoying. anyway dropped jack off at sandy to get her car and the rest at nicos and made my merry way back here to post to u my audience of about zero i suspect!
ps is it daylight savings? my phone changed itself. weeeeeeeeird.
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just got home from an interesting outing first over to jamays casa where she is dogsitting a horridly large beast calling himself jack. we taught him how to shake hands.. sooo cute clever thing learnt straight away. dogs do go whacko for schmacos!
then we watched the importance of being earnest with colin firth rupert everett and reese witherspoon. so funny i love that play. oscar wilde is genius.
anywho i thought i was tired and james was so i left but halfway home i was listening to music on the radio and decided i wanted to go out and dance.
called yaz and drove to chapel street to meet up with her mark, nico, jacky, and nics brother who i dubbed "chavvy steve" cuz hes an essex boy and dresses like a chav lol oh and this american wanker called jessie whos nics neighbour and invited herself cuz she fancied chavvy steve who has a gf :| fuckin loser. met them at tryst but didnt stay long. walked to the lucky coq and on the way the fucken american wouldnt shut up that her feet were sore. she was so annoying and just too drunk. had a good time at the coq but eventually this jess chick passed out in between throwing her shoes away and stroking chavvy steve suspiciously so nico got all worried and decided we had to leave. anyway we decided it would be cheaper for me to drive the four going back to nicos home rather than have them catching loads of cabs but mark decided i could drive them all home lol... so walked alllllll the way back to the jam factory with this wanker whinging and yaz mark and i quoting everything from snatch to end of zee world to skins to black books hahahaha! and singing shes electric while chavvy steve kept saying "WHY ARE YOU SINGING OASIS" lol and starts chanting spurs songs! we would have been a sight. get to the jam factory and the american slag decides she doesnt want to walk to the car so the girls stayed with her and yaz and mark came with me to get the car... much drama trying to pay for the park cuz the machine wouldnt work so we got out for free woot!
how did i get everyone home... ummmmmmm dodgiest drive ive ever done HAHAHA yaz in the boot with my dads golf clubs on top of her, jacky in the front with the seat jammed so far foward she might have gone through the windscreen, nico mark and her bro in the back and the american on the floor and she wouldnt fucking bend down... PLUS id had a couple of drinks not at all pissed but u know... how fucked would i have been... so silly lol!
anyway we get to elsternwick maccas and this fucking dickhead has to pee so i screech innnnnn and fucking jess brown is in the carpark having followed us hahaha random!plus there were cops there so im like quick fucking jump out! and telling yaz not to fucking yell lol! so dodge! jess informed me there were two drugs busses on beach rd and lo and behold i had to get to sandy station so when we all piled back into the car nico had to direct me around these random backstreets whilst im trying to contend with chavvy steve poking me telling me to put the next sinatra song on lol! and the american going on about shit. and everyone being generally annoying. anyway dropped jack off at sandy to get her car and the rest at nicos and made my merry way back here to post to u my audience of about zero i suspect!
ps is it daylight savings? my phone changed itself. weeeeeeeeird.
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