Feb 20, 2004 23:48
s t u f f.
?¨1. whats your name: Clean Jay
?¨2. are you 15? 23
?¨3. is your hair dyed all black? no
?¨4. is your goal to have sex with every band on long island before you turn 17? I used to live on long island....i say fuck long island!
?¨5. how many tattos you got? last i checked around 18 or so, i do believe. maybe more, maybe less.
?¨6. is one of those a sacred heart? fuck you
?¨7. or a bird? ill give you the bird motherfucker
?¨8. a nautical star? yes
?¨9. a straight edge razor? not a chance
?¨10. you straight edge? haha, yes?
?¨11. you on the zoo board? nope
?¨12. you take it real serious? no
?¨13. does your screen name have x's in it? nope
?¨14. you're on my space so give yourself 100 scene points: you suck cock
m o r e s t u f f.
?¨15. you like X's? sure, so long as they arent on some militant straight edge kids hands. if so, ill cut the hands off at the wrists. recognize, bitch!
?¨16. you have plugs? nope
?¨17. you vegetarian? hell no (hoss answered for me)
?¨18. vegan? no
?¨19. anorexic? ill eat your parents
?¨20. whats a chun? its something edge, most likely
?¨21. you ever tomahauk someone? you motherfuckers
?¨22. in any of the following: ?
?¨23. you want emo kids to get aids and die? no way...i want them to die with my hands around their throats!
?¨24. you like that window to the wall song? I don't know what that is
?¨25. own a bane cd? no
?¨26. is it etid or everytimeidie? its SHIT! thats how we do it here. fucking metalcore fucks.
?¨27. conor oberst is hot? conor oberst should follow Elliot Smith
?¨28. davey havok is gay? yes
?¨29. you smoke cigarettes? more than my lungs will admit. puke.
?¨30. you go to suffolk dont you? i already told you fucks.... fuck long island!
?¨31. have more than 8 band stickers on your car? ive got more political stickers than anything...down with bush.
?¨32. own a true for life shirt? nope
?¨33. play socom? nope
?¨34. you wear makeup? im a boy.
?¨35. you hate me? Probably will once I fill this out...
?¨36. you have band lyrics as your away messages at any given point in time? you know it
?¨37. do you strike out words to give them more feeling? no, 'cause i'm not emo (hoss at it again)
?¨38. wear your hood of your band hoodie up when driving in the car? no
?¨39. you spin kick? fuck you metalcore kids.
?¨40. you mosh dont you? id prefer the term..."slamdancing"
?¨41. hang out in parking lots in your own car with your friends in there car next to you listening to loud music? no.
?¨42. the taco bell drive through guys know you by name? no
?¨43. you got at least 2 studded belts? just one. with a skull buckle, bitch.
?¨44. whats on your belt buckle? nothing
?¨45. you steal french horns? no
?¨46. does your hair cover your face? sometimes.
?¨47. you dont wash your hair, ever? depends on when i get to take a shower
?¨48. is it dyed? no
?¨49. it's black isnt it? NO YOU GODLESS PRICK!
?¨50. you wear sauconys? NO
?¨51. you shop at thrift shops? sometimes
?¨52. go to the mall alot? NO!
?¨53. you like HOT TOPIC? goth topic is overpriced and very social
?¨54. make fun of hot topics but you buy all your shirts there? nope
?¨55. you wear girl pants? no
?¨56. you sing in a band? used to
?¨57. you own any records? hells yeah!
?¨58. do you ever go to the mall with your friends and play the "whoever can count more people that you know wins" game? god, you are gay
?¨59. this survey is pretty dope, huh? no, it fuckin isn't. times two!