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Nov 11, 2004 11:27



You Know You're From Las Vegas When...

You took all the grass out of your front yard and got paid to do it.

You've seen a mirage in the summer, and it was in the parking lot.

You're still talking about that one morning 6 years ago when snow fell on the ground.

You smile and thank tourists for leaving their money with us.

You know which one is Sigfriend and which one is Roy

You've played slots... in 7-11

Your car payment is more than your rent

You've seen a porn star up close

Your McDonald's has a hand-painted portrait of Marilyn & Elvis

The slot machines in the airport drown out the PA announcements

You've attended a drive through wedding

You've been to a museum... at a casino

Your favorite form of mass transport is free

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Las Vegas.

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