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Jul 22, 2005 09:41

HEY EVERYONE I'VE GOT CANCER SO CLICK HERE FOR A CHARITY EVENT

wow i am a terrible person. now that i've admitted the guilt for all my sins, i will tell you that i have lost 30 lbs. alot of people may consider this unhealthy.

i have reasoning for it though. several people told me that they didn't want me to leave. i had to because i have a myspace account, and as many of you may know, myspace is everything.

it is also owned by fox news as of monday this week, so if i am to be famous, fox news is the way to go. unless i make shirts that say i love brian or something, which is ridiculous.

anyway i cut off about 30 lbs of excess whatever that was attached to my body (i didn't cut it off... i really don't know how it came off) and i gave it to the masses and said EAT THIS I WILL RETURN

i haven't really returned or antyhing because i never really left... and in fact i don't have cancer. i just wanted you all to go look at my band because i'm a whore.

no really i won't lie.

ok i'll see you later.
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