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Basics
Name/age/sex/location: Jessica. Seventeen on July 2nd. GIRL. Washington (not DC)
Sexuality: Straight. But I would love to experiment, and i think girls in general are gorgeous.
Relationship Status: In one. We've been together for a year and 8 months.
Religion, if any: Nope. I dont believe in god.
Give yourself a label: Fabulous.
||Favorites
10+ Bands/Artists: Atreyu, AFI, Tori Amos, Dresden Dolls, OLD avenged sevenfold (their new shit suuucks), As I Lay Dying, Tiger Army, Schoolyard Heroes, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Horrorpops, Queen.
5+ Books: The Hanged Man, Echo, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Heart Is, A Million Little Pieces, My Friend Leonard, A Walk to Remember.
5+ Movies: Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Party Monster, Girl Interrupted, The Dreamers, A Clockwork Orange.
Word: Sex.
Curse: Fuck.
Phrase: "Lookin' all hot and rubbin' on my junk."
Sound: Screaming.
Kind of Candy: Watermelon Jolly Ranchers.
||Opinions
Tobacco: Tastes good.
Pot: Makes me really tired. I used to be a gigantic pothead. But Im not into it that much anymore. Only on special occasions.
Porn: LOVE IT. I want to watch boy-on-boy porn, cause I never have before.
Pre-marital Sex: Feels good.
Stereotyping: Is bullshit. But I do it. Everybody does. So, whatever.
Love: Is the best thing in the world.
||You, in depth
Three words that describe you: Fabulous, badass, addicted.
Biggest fear OR insecurity: My biggest fear would have to be losing the people Im closest to. It scares the shit out of me.
Five things that make you want to stab someone: When people dont listen to directions. When people are super uptight and reserved. When people think they are THE SHIT because their daddy has money. When people lie to make themselves sound cooler. Guys who ONLY talk about getting drunk, getting laid, and women.
Role model and why: My mother. She's a wonderful person. She's had to deal with a lot (me, my dad, her dad, etc). And she completely pulled through. She's amazing. And I respect her very much.
Do you masturbate? Hah, you want me to answer this right after talking about my mom? You planned it, didnt you? ......and yes. I do.
What are three questions you really want answered?: What REALLY happens after we die? Why am I so goddamn picky? And what is the best brand of eyeliner (doesnt smudge, goesn on easily)?
How do you think other people would describe you?: Um, a friend wrote a poem about me, actually. Im not going to post it, because it's long. But she basically said I was a badass.
Did you lie about whether you masturbate or not? Um no. Thats such a stupid question to lie about....
How are you in school, academically?: ahhhh. dropout. Im going to try to get my GED this summer though.
What are your major goals: To have a family. To fulfill MY description of successful. And to be happy.
Describe your style: Of clothes? Um. Mostly its just pants, an old tshirt, my leather jacket, and a pair of chucks. but I also LOVE getting all fabbed-up and putting on a short skirt and some heels. If i had the money, I'd have like seven kajillion pairs of shoes.
Are you a crowd pleaser?: Well, Im not exactly sure what you mean by that. But probably not.
This is your last chance to come clean about masturbating: Jesus christ. YES. I MASTURBATE. a lot.
Can you verbally decapitate someone?: Ohhhhh yes.
Three things you can't live without: David. Books. Music.
If you could buy one thing for yourself what would it be?: Breast Implants.
||Standard
Why should we accept you?: Because. Im fabulous. And I didnt lie once on the application.
Did you advertise the community?: No. But I will. I've got a few people I want to join.
How did you hear about fuckb_e_a_u_t_y?: Actually, I was looking for another community I had heard of. But the name 'fuck beauty' caught my attention.
||Other
What would Jesus really do?: Who caressss?
What would you do for a klondike bar?: Yuck. I hate those.
What would Jesus do for a klondike bar?: Fuck the polar bear in the ass.
Craziest thing you've done: Threesome. With 2 guys though.
Most painful (emotional or physical) thing you've done: Um. Nothing yet, really. But Im sure I'll do some stupid shit and it'll come back and bite me in the ass.
If I raided your room, what's something you hope I don't find?: My Skittles stash. I loooove my skittles.
Are you a virgin? hah.
Tell us just the very beginning and just the very end of a story (something that happened to you): This is a hard one...nothing ever happens to me.... My cousin and I decided we were going to try to skateboard. I ended up with a bloody hands and knees.......Sorry. thats all I got.
Have any fetishes?: Nah. Not really. But Im into the whole 'dominate/submissive' thing. (im the submissive)
What's the meanest thing you've ever said/done?: Oh man. Cheated on my boyfriend (who was the sweetest guy in the world) and started dating the guy I cheated on him with. It turned out nicely though. Because the first guy never gave up on me. And we've been together for 20 months now.
Make me laugh: Oh man. You are asking the WRONG person. Im only funny on accident.
What's your favorite TV commercial?: The one with the dancing elephant in the rainforest.
One interesting fact/talent/unique feature (pictures would be cool): I make a killer banana cream pie.
Anything else?: r859th58hf857ty8ugheriugy4578y. oh, and HELL YES.
||Pictures
I'll have more on Monday.
Name/age/sex/location: Jessica. Seventeen on July 2nd. GIRL. Washington (not DC)
Sexuality: Straight. But I would love to experiment, and i think girls in general are gorgeous.
Relationship Status: In one. We've been together for a year and 8 months.
Religion, if any: Nope. I dont believe in god.
Give yourself a label: Fabulous.
||Favorites
10+ Bands/Artists: Atreyu, AFI, Tori Amos, Dresden Dolls, OLD avenged sevenfold (their new shit suuucks), As I Lay Dying, Tiger Army, Schoolyard Heroes, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Horrorpops, Queen.
5+ Books: The Hanged Man, Echo, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Heart Is, A Million Little Pieces, My Friend Leonard, A Walk to Remember.
5+ Movies: Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Party Monster, Girl Interrupted, The Dreamers, A Clockwork Orange.
Word: Sex.
Curse: Fuck.
Phrase: "Lookin' all hot and rubbin' on my junk."
Sound: Screaming.
Kind of Candy: Watermelon Jolly Ranchers.
||Opinions
Tobacco: Tastes good.
Pot: Makes me really tired. I used to be a gigantic pothead. But Im not into it that much anymore. Only on special occasions.
Porn: LOVE IT. I want to watch boy-on-boy porn, cause I never have before.
Pre-marital Sex: Feels good.
Stereotyping: Is bullshit. But I do it. Everybody does. So, whatever.
Love: Is the best thing in the world.
||You, in depth
Three words that describe you: Fabulous, badass, addicted.
Biggest fear OR insecurity: My biggest fear would have to be losing the people Im closest to. It scares the shit out of me.
Five things that make you want to stab someone: When people dont listen to directions. When people are super uptight and reserved. When people think they are THE SHIT because their daddy has money. When people lie to make themselves sound cooler. Guys who ONLY talk about getting drunk, getting laid, and women.
Role model and why: My mother. She's a wonderful person. She's had to deal with a lot (me, my dad, her dad, etc). And she completely pulled through. She's amazing. And I respect her very much.
Do you masturbate? Hah, you want me to answer this right after talking about my mom? You planned it, didnt you? ......and yes. I do.
What are three questions you really want answered?: What REALLY happens after we die? Why am I so goddamn picky? And what is the best brand of eyeliner (doesnt smudge, goesn on easily)?
How do you think other people would describe you?: Um, a friend wrote a poem about me, actually. Im not going to post it, because it's long. But she basically said I was a badass.
Did you lie about whether you masturbate or not? Um no. Thats such a stupid question to lie about....
How are you in school, academically?: ahhhh. dropout. Im going to try to get my GED this summer though.
What are your major goals: To have a family. To fulfill MY description of successful. And to be happy.
Describe your style: Of clothes? Um. Mostly its just pants, an old tshirt, my leather jacket, and a pair of chucks. but I also LOVE getting all fabbed-up and putting on a short skirt and some heels. If i had the money, I'd have like seven kajillion pairs of shoes.
Are you a crowd pleaser?: Well, Im not exactly sure what you mean by that. But probably not.
This is your last chance to come clean about masturbating: Jesus christ. YES. I MASTURBATE. a lot.
Can you verbally decapitate someone?: Ohhhhh yes.
Three things you can't live without: David. Books. Music.
If you could buy one thing for yourself what would it be?: Breast Implants.
||Standard
Why should we accept you?: Because. Im fabulous. And I didnt lie once on the application.
Did you advertise the community?: No. But I will. I've got a few people I want to join.
How did you hear about fuckb_e_a_u_t_y?: Actually, I was looking for another community I had heard of. But the name 'fuck beauty' caught my attention.
||Other
What would Jesus really do?: Who caressss?
What would you do for a klondike bar?: Yuck. I hate those.
What would Jesus do for a klondike bar?: Fuck the polar bear in the ass.
Craziest thing you've done: Threesome. With 2 guys though.
Most painful (emotional or physical) thing you've done: Um. Nothing yet, really. But Im sure I'll do some stupid shit and it'll come back and bite me in the ass.
If I raided your room, what's something you hope I don't find?: My Skittles stash. I loooove my skittles.
Are you a virgin? hah.
Tell us just the very beginning and just the very end of a story (something that happened to you): This is a hard one...nothing ever happens to me.... My cousin and I decided we were going to try to skateboard. I ended up with a bloody hands and knees.......Sorry. thats all I got.
Have any fetishes?: Nah. Not really. But Im into the whole 'dominate/submissive' thing. (im the submissive)
What's the meanest thing you've ever said/done?: Oh man. Cheated on my boyfriend (who was the sweetest guy in the world) and started dating the guy I cheated on him with. It turned out nicely though. Because the first guy never gave up on me. And we've been together for 20 months now.
Make me laugh: Oh man. You are asking the WRONG person. Im only funny on accident.
What's your favorite TV commercial?: The one with the dancing elephant in the rainforest.
One interesting fact/talent/unique feature (pictures would be cool): I make a killer banana cream pie.
Anything else?: r859th58hf857ty8ugheriugy4578y. oh, and HELL YES.
||Pictures
I'll have more on Monday.