Oct 14, 2009 08:49
[The communicator's propped on a table. At first, there's just an empty living room, but soon a small head passes by the bottom of the screen. Something akin to a hiss sounds out. Shortly after, Leon runs across, arms outstretched.]
Freakin' brat, get back here!
[He passes, and the living room is quiet for a moment. After a few seconds, there's a tumbling of something soft, and soon Hikari's passing by again, with her hissing, this time stuck in a shirt of sorts. Leon snags her right on camera and lifts her up by her shirt, holding her at arm's length. She's clawing at him; since her nails haven't been cut lately, she's leaving tiny marks.
Leon looks around for his communicator and soon figures out he's staring at it. He grimaces, holding Hikari out towards it.]
Nyaaaarow!
I NEED A FUCKING RABIES SHOT OVER HERE! This kid's gone bonkers--HEY! NO BITIN'!
[He shakes her a little so her teeth stop aiming for his hand. Instead, she paws at the air in front of her. After a second or so, she sneezes. Leon sighs and looks around for a tissue.]
I am SO not cut out for this...where the hell is that dress wearing freak when I actually need him?
But seriously...what the fuck is going on?
ffffffffffffffffffff,
monsterkittybabything,
event,
yellyellyell,
gd discedo,
parenting is hard,
hikari,
discedo sucks,
why is my life so freaky