Seventh Case [Voice: English/Text]

[fuck_you_d]

[Leon's not had a very good day, as you can hear briefly before it switches to text] Crazy freaking bitch, pulling a knife on me out of nowhere like that, godda-

[Text]

This is sort of just to let everyone know what's going on so they don't freak out [Miria he's looking at you], but I figured I'd go ahead and let people know: If you know either

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[voice] because she needs to scream at you 8|

[isaaaaaac]

[Hold on, she's registering "police custody." When she finally speaks screams, it's a mixture between anger, betrayal, and sadness.]

You arrested America?! L-Leon! How could you...? He was just doing his duty trying to defeat the evils of communism! Y-You can't -- YOU HAVE TO LET HIM GO!

[voice] he was half expecting this, really 8|

[fuck_you_d]

[brb wincing in pain because hello distraught screaming. Your new name is Headache-chan.]

He shot up a fucking building, Miria. He put people in danger. What else was I supposed to do, pat him on the back?

[voice] you have learned well grasshopper

[isaaaaaac]

B-But-- He was on the front line! He would have gotten hurt before anyone else! A-And-- It's his embassy! Doesn't that mean he can do what he wants?! I just... don't get it, Leon... What he did was for the greater good! And no one else got hurt but the two of them! [And you're not going to be able to convince her otherwise. She does not believe in the law.]

[voice] not well enough apparently, since he's still associating with you

[fuck_you_d]

But they could have. What if their little fight had killed someone, Miria? Would you still expect me to ignore it then?

[voice] it's coz he's secretly in love with her ufufufu. also miria's giving you a country speech.

[isaaaaaac]

But they didn't! Isn't it what actually happened that matters? And... they're countries Isn't it America's job to fight communism?! I-I mean... he shouldn't have rushed in without a plan... But he had to! WHO ELSE IS GOING TO FIGHT COMMUNISM?!

[voice] but he's gotten so many of them lately, he's going to have leftovers D8

[fuck_you_d]

Russia was arrested too, you know. In case you missed that.

[Angry sigh rawr] I don't have the strength to argue with you right now, Miria. If it's America's job to fight communism, then it's just as much my job to arrest him when he does it so stupidly.

[voice] put 'em in the microwave and they're delicious

[isaaaaaac]

But Russia's evil so I'm glad he got arrested! America didn't do anything wrong! He was being threatened so he fought back!

Please let him go, Leon?

[voice] they're okay but the patriotism gets all gummy when you reheat it

[fuck_you_d]

He threw. A grenade. At the apartment. Yeah, Russia was a jerk, but America threw the first punch. That's not the same thing as self-defense.

It's not up to me anymore. He probably won't be held very long, if that makes you feel better, but he's still got to learn his lesson. [Which he won't, because he's America, but Leon can hope.]

[voice] but it tastes the best that way come onnnnn

[isaaaaaac]

[She's really quiet for a while, coz she doesn't exactly know how to keep fighting this. Maybe crying might help.]

B-But Russia... invaded. Doesn't that count as the first punch?

He already told me he wouldn't do it again!

[voice] fiiine I guess I'll just cover it with cheese and put it on a bun, it'll be fine

[fuck_you_d]

[Oh god you better not, Leon will...be very annoyed, I guess.]

It counts as something, but America started the actual fight. If he hadn't rushed in like a moron, Russia would be the only one behind bars right now.

[voice] mmmmmm it's the new ultimate cheeseburger baby

[isaaaaaac]

[Okay fine. She'll just sniff at you, then. And, no, she's definitely not up to anything. Like a jailbreak. OF COURSE NOT. Why would she ever be so dastardly.]

W-Well... how long will he be in jail? Can I at least visit him?

[voice] nomnom tastes like great justice

[fuck_you_d]

[Don't tempt me toots. I haven't forgotten those hats.]

Probably not long. You can come visit him whenever you want, okay? [But I'll be chaperoning. 8|]

[voice] it's magically delicious!

[isaaaaaac]

[Yeah okay sure. Ain't gonna stop her from trying. She's not that bright, remember. Also she sounds much happier now.]

Okay, I will! I'll bring Isaac too~

[voice] \o/

[fuck_you_d]

[I've got my eye on you missy. Also yay, one less headache - FOR NOW.]

Yeah, yeah. Why am I not surprised? I'll let him know you're coming.