Sixth Case [Voice: English/Text]

[fuck_you_d]

[Entire post viewable to police force]

[Locked to Russia]

Russia, you are wanted for arrest under suspicion of assault and kidnapping. Please make this easy on everyone and give yourself up immediately. You can imagine what will happen if you don't.

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[Locked to America]

I'm gonna want to talk to you too, man. I don't know what you did, exactly, so you're not in trouble...yet. Please keep it that way.

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[Locked to Liechtenstein]

If you still want that escort... [Hesitates, because she's a civilian and she already indicated that this will likely not end well. But she's also one of the countries and might actually be able to help.]

I'm going over there as soon as possible. Let me know if you're coming.

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[Aggravated sigh] Still can't believe I'm talking to countries...s'if my life wasn't weird enough...

And these goddamn earthquakes need to CUT IT OUT ALREADY!!