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LOOOOOONNNNGGGGG survey I stole from Kayla H.
Did you spend your childhood with mostly real or imaginary friends?: Mostly Imaginary
Did people consider you an odd child?: yes
Do you have memories that go back to when you were only a few months old?: no
Do you remember any thoughts you had when you where very young?: yes
Were they intricate or simple thoughts?: intricate actually, I used to be top of my class making A honor roll and would think up major intricate things, now I do nothing.
If you answered "intricate", give an example of one of those thoughts: Basically how stuff works or how something could work, trying to figure out the philosophy of time travel.
Were you dreams very vivid as a child?: I don’t remember dreams.
What is the strangest memory you have from early childhood?: When I was like 2 I could tell people how to get somewhere 20 miles away just by looking at the trees from my car seat. Like, I could tell my grandma how to get to Cane Creek Park from my house. I had a very good vocabulary and could talk well when I was even 2.
young age?: Huh? What about it?
What was the most "grown-up" thing you ever said as a child?: I called my dad a faggot when I was like 4 haha.
What were your favorite TV shows in early childhood?: rugrats and simpsons.
Were you afraid of monsters?: No, I loved them and wanted to be them
Did you believe that fictional characters were real?: no
Were you more quiet and artistic or loud and physical?: quiet, physical and artistic
Issues and US Stuff
Do you eat meat?: yes.
If you do, what is your justification for it?: Meat is the shit
If you could legalize 3 things in the US, what would they be?: Killing (only for me though cause if I legalize it for everyone the world would go down very fast). And I don’t know what else.
Do you believe in the death penalty?: of course.
Did Mumia do it?: I dont even know who that is.
If you had a choice, which country would you have chosen to be born into?: Germany or something like that.
What are your opinions of Michael Moore?:who cares. I barely know who that is.
Describe your feelings about marijuana legalization: I dunno
What about gay marriage?: I don't care. Let them be gay
Red, White and Blue is a ghastly color combination, right?: Yep
What television news coverage do you detest the most?: all of them I hate the news
What will you do if Bush is re-elected? He was wasn’t he? Oh well, I don’t care bout that shit.
Which state do you think will drop off into the ocean first?: Oklahoma (I dunno, just a random state)
Who do you consider "American Heros"?: No one
Completely Obtuse And Silly Questions
Have you ever taken something apart just to see how it worked? Yes
Do you ever yell at the television while you are alone? Yes. Especially video games
Name a few things (if any) that you bought on Ebay recently: Never bought one thing on Ebay
Are the Muppets sinister? Oh god yes.
Do you watch the Science Channel (Discovery) on a regular basis?: Actually I do
Ever gotten into an "in person" argument with a total stranger? I don’t think so.
Sugar or Honey?: Sugar.
What's on your desk right now?: My monitor, can of Mellow Yellow, a box that a car stereo came in, volume control knob, phone book, lighter and pack of cigs, ashtray, phone, and microphone and headphones for the comp.
How many e-mails do you recieve a day?: However many are sent fool
Do you think that time travel is a possibility?: yes, I been contemplating that since I was a child. All you have to do is find a way to break yourself up into molecules. Then go backwards real fast cause you have to think that it is an earlier time over in California, so if you got there real fast it would be sooner than it is now. So yeah.
Have you ever had a past life regression?: If that means regretting something from my past then yes.
Are you slightly addicted to online tests and surveys?: No
Francisco or New York City?: Neither
Are you really a famous person undercover on Live Journal?: no
Are you really an alien spectator studying the human condition via LJ?: No
What are your favorite color combinations?: Black and Silver
Close your eyes and type the first random image that pops into your head: A waffle
you enjoy night or day better?: night. I hate brightness.
Favorite animal: giraffes and ostriches
Have you ever been to a protest?: No
Aggravated a cop on purpose?: No
Worst decision you ever made?: Don’t wanna say.
Ever gone train hopping/ridden the rails?: No
Best invention of this century? Worst?: I don’t know
If you could choose a time period in which to live, which would it be?: 8700’s
Ever put your hand through a window?: yes through a few
List a few words you hate the sound of: There Is no word I hate the sound of
And a few you like the sound of: I don’t know
Are you sick of this survey yet?: just these lame questions
Emotions And Such
Have you attempted suicide more than once?: Yes
Cutting?: used to be a favorite pastime.
Do you get violent when you are angry?: I have
Which emotion are you most consumed by?: love and depression
Are you highly emotive?: sometimes
Do you discuss problems or keep them to yourself?: mostly keep them to myself
Do you fall in love easily?: No
What age/year was the most difficult for you?: All until I was like 17
do you channel your anger/sadness?: Don’t know
Ever been addicted to alcohol or drugs?: Used to drink a lot, but now I don’t anymore, I don’t do any drugs
Ever been homeless?: No
List a few simple things that make you happy:: Marker, Cigarettes, Friends, playing guitar, singing, music etc.
When were you most recently your happiest?: when I was with Marker
Do you consider yourself empathetic?: Sometimes, depends on with whom
Friends
Describe your best friend as if you were describing a character from a film: Don’t really have a best friend anymore
Do you have friends that are drastically different from each other?: yes of course
List a few key traits that all of your friends have in common: They all like metal
Do you keep in touch with friends from highschool?: Not really
Have you lost touch with many of your friends?: Yes
Are they mostly local or long distance?: local
When you go out with friends, what kinds of things do you do?: Go to mall, go to Wal-Mart that’s about all there is to do.
Have you ever been betrayed by a close friend?: Yes
If yes, are you still friends with that person?: nope
Are your friends mostly your age, younger or older?: older.
Do you have a hard time making friends because most people bore you?: No.
Do you like to hang out with friends one-on-one or in groups?: Groups
Which of your online friends do you have the most in common with?: I don’t know
Family
Are you close to your family?: Not really.
What traits are you glad you inherited from them?: I have a thick penis haha, but I don’t want to think of my dads penis or whatever, and my skinnyness from my mom
Which traits are you pissed off you inherited from them?: curly hair
What sitcom does your family most remind you of?: Simpson’s or Family Guy
Does your family live locally or far away?: Dad and bro local, EVERYONE else lives in Michigan
Have you ever stopped speaking to someone in your family?: yes.
Have either of your parents died?: No.
Is your family very much like you or are you opposites?: My cousin is kinda close, he is like half wigger half Goth, so he is like a wiggerfied Goth haha.
How many siblings do you have?: 1
Has your family ever thrown food at each other?: Yes haha
Are the holidays a nightmare or a time of joy?: I don’t even notice them cause I don’t even get anything or get to do anything woth family anymore.
Do you look like your parents?: I’m weird, if you cover up one side of my face I look like my mom but the other side looks like my dad but then you look at my whole face and you cant tell a difference between sides, its just weird.
List one interesting fact about your family: My cousin Andrew busted a nut in his own eye hahaha (inside joke it was actually a pecan he cracked and a piece went into his eye)
Lovers
Gay, Straight, Bi-sexual or no idea?: Straight.
Married/partnered?: partnered at the moment
Ever gone out with someone you were embarassed to be seen with?: no
Ever broken someones heart?: Yes.
How many serious relationships have you had?: Counting the one I’m in, two
Do you believe in monogamy?: Yes.
Have you ever lusted obsessively over someone you knew you couldn't have?: Not really a lustfully obsession haha
Do you believe in the theory of soulmates?: Kind of, it depends on what you have in common I guess I don’t know.
Ever cheated?: well, I have before, but then I got woth Marker and never wanted to then ended up doing it when I was drunk and I still regret it so much cause now she cant really trust me and it depresses me when she thinks I will cheat again.
Been cheated on?: Lots of times, and with the worry I have now about Marker I don’t want to think about it :(
Thrown someones stuff out on the lawn/stairs/etc.?: No
Had your stuff thrown out on the lawn/stairs/etc.?: Nope.
Most important emotional qualities of a lover?: I like them to show that they love me sometimes, like, find a way to express it and to show it by the way they look into my eyes.
Most important physical qualities?: I like touching and cuddling. With the relationship I’m in now I do most of the touching and hugging and cuddling, getting it back more often would be awesome!
Food & Drink
Non-alcoholic beverage of choice: Mountain Dew
Alcoholic beverage of choice:: umm, prolly Smirnoff Ice er Black but I don’t know since I’m quitting.
Foods you crave on a regulr basis: chocolate, pistachios, Fritos, taco salad, nachos, salad, steak, and the list could go on forever, which is funny cause I’m skinny haha.
Salsa and Chips or Pita and Hummus?: Salsa and chips.
Meat or Tofu?: Meat.
Soup or Salad?: Salad
Soda or Juice?: Soda
Can I get you anything else? A bowl of chocolate pudding for desert mo facku
What's your problem?: What problem I ordered didn’t I?
Favorite candy: anything chocolate.
Favorite food to make: no bake cocoa cookies
Food brand that you hate?: I dunno
Do you try to buy all organic?: HELL NO
Favorite quick food?: lunchables.
Would You Rather...
Eat a steak or a whole tube of toothpaste?: STEAK i love steak
Be covered in papercuts or cigarette burns?: cigarette burns
Be perceived as intelligent or street-smart (but not both)?: Intellegent
Eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap?: bottle cap
Have to always eat standing up or always enter your car from the sunroof.: Enter my car from the sunroof haha
Be ruled exclusively by your heart or your mind?: I am almost ruled by my heart already.
Have the power to read minds or make anyone fall in love with you?: Read minds
Chew shards of broken glass or sit on a lighted barbeque grill?: Sit on a grill (you didn’t say I couldn’t wear protecting clothes.)
Not be able to tell the time or not know left from right?: Unable to tell time
Be able to fly or be able to render yourself invisible?: Invisible, cause if you were invisible then you could fly on planes for free muh facku! And you’d get them both! Besides, who wants to fly I would rather spy that’s way more funner. Wait, I can already turn invisible!
Eat 15 feet of aluminum foil or swallow 3 steel guitar strings?: guitar strings cause I can do that noodle trick Marker was doing to get them out haha.
Have questionable integrity or no sense of humor?: Questionable integrity.
Always spit when you talk or always be spit on while spoken to?: If its that way then it would have to be both so then I wouldn’t feel as bad cause we were both spitting
Granted the answers to any 3 questions or ability to resurrect one person?: Answers to three questions cause I do have some stuff I wanna know
Final Questions
Ever had a great song ruined for you after it was used in a commercial?: Uh... no.
Ever yelled at an SUV?: Yeah haha
A Hummer?: No
Ever faked being sick to get out of going somewhere?: of course.
Horror film that freaked you out the most?: None, I loved them more than ANYTHING
Horror film that is so scary, you could not be paid to watch it again.: I would actually PAY to watch all of them even when I was little, like I said I love them.
If you could turn back time and change one thing, what would it be?: Cant say
Bambi or Nemo?: Nemo, that fucker was the shit
List 3 things that are worrying you right now: If Marker is cheating, if “something” is really true, and if me and her are going to last.
Are you sick of this survey yet?: its alright
It's too fucking long, right?: It was easy as shit, you are bitching mor than I am and you are the questions! You are already there all you have to do is be like “Oh, look, I’m a question! READ ME! And then someone has to take their sweet ass time away from devouring a delicious bowl of chocolate pudding to answer you. I just don’t see how the fuck you have the audacity to just fuckin ask me if I am enjoying the fact that you have it way the hell easier than me. FUCK YOU!
Well, I'm just trying to help you pass the time.: I know haha
How long have you been on LJ?: For a while
Do you find it to be a fulfilling experience?: It lets me vent a lot of shit
Describe the last dream you had: I don’t remember it.
Ever brought a lawsuit against a company?: Nope.
Ever sang at a Karaoke bar?: No, but I have at Tracy’s once I think I don’t remember and I did at Rodney’s to Nymphetamine it was the shit haha.
What was the worst concert you ever went to?: they were all good
The best?: The Dope/Mushroomhead/Soil/Index Case show and the Killswitch Engage/Shadows Fall/God Forbid/Lamb of God show were the bestest
Do you think you'll ever have children if you don't already?: maybe.
Do you think there is life on other planets?: Probably.
Have you ever saved a dying animal?: No
Most disgusting thing you have ever "found" in your food: Hair
Have you ever broken a leg or arm?: Havent broken ANY bones yet
Would you rather stay in the house or do things outside: Do things outside, like, away from my house off somewhere like 40 something miles away preferably Markers haha, or just out with friends somewhere being at home sucks unless I have Marker here so we can be alone.
Do people make their own reality? Sometimes
Discuss.: FUCK YOU
David Letterman or Jay Leno?: Jay Leno
Last words?: I love Marker:D
Did you spend your childhood with mostly real or imaginary friends?: Mostly Imaginary
Did people consider you an odd child?: yes
Do you have memories that go back to when you were only a few months old?: no
Do you remember any thoughts you had when you where very young?: yes
Were they intricate or simple thoughts?: intricate actually, I used to be top of my class making A honor roll and would think up major intricate things, now I do nothing.
If you answered "intricate", give an example of one of those thoughts: Basically how stuff works or how something could work, trying to figure out the philosophy of time travel.
Were you dreams very vivid as a child?: I don’t remember dreams.
What is the strangest memory you have from early childhood?: When I was like 2 I could tell people how to get somewhere 20 miles away just by looking at the trees from my car seat. Like, I could tell my grandma how to get to Cane Creek Park from my house. I had a very good vocabulary and could talk well when I was even 2.
young age?: Huh? What about it?
What was the most "grown-up" thing you ever said as a child?: I called my dad a faggot when I was like 4 haha.
What were your favorite TV shows in early childhood?: rugrats and simpsons.
Were you afraid of monsters?: No, I loved them and wanted to be them
Did you believe that fictional characters were real?: no
Were you more quiet and artistic or loud and physical?: quiet, physical and artistic
Issues and US Stuff
Do you eat meat?: yes.
If you do, what is your justification for it?: Meat is the shit
If you could legalize 3 things in the US, what would they be?: Killing (only for me though cause if I legalize it for everyone the world would go down very fast). And I don’t know what else.
Do you believe in the death penalty?: of course.
Did Mumia do it?: I dont even know who that is.
If you had a choice, which country would you have chosen to be born into?: Germany or something like that.
What are your opinions of Michael Moore?:who cares. I barely know who that is.
Describe your feelings about marijuana legalization: I dunno
What about gay marriage?: I don't care. Let them be gay
Red, White and Blue is a ghastly color combination, right?: Yep
What television news coverage do you detest the most?: all of them I hate the news
What will you do if Bush is re-elected? He was wasn’t he? Oh well, I don’t care bout that shit.
Which state do you think will drop off into the ocean first?: Oklahoma (I dunno, just a random state)
Who do you consider "American Heros"?: No one
Completely Obtuse And Silly Questions
Have you ever taken something apart just to see how it worked? Yes
Do you ever yell at the television while you are alone? Yes. Especially video games
Name a few things (if any) that you bought on Ebay recently: Never bought one thing on Ebay
Are the Muppets sinister? Oh god yes.
Do you watch the Science Channel (Discovery) on a regular basis?: Actually I do
Ever gotten into an "in person" argument with a total stranger? I don’t think so.
Sugar or Honey?: Sugar.
What's on your desk right now?: My monitor, can of Mellow Yellow, a box that a car stereo came in, volume control knob, phone book, lighter and pack of cigs, ashtray, phone, and microphone and headphones for the comp.
How many e-mails do you recieve a day?: However many are sent fool
Do you think that time travel is a possibility?: yes, I been contemplating that since I was a child. All you have to do is find a way to break yourself up into molecules. Then go backwards real fast cause you have to think that it is an earlier time over in California, so if you got there real fast it would be sooner than it is now. So yeah.
Have you ever had a past life regression?: If that means regretting something from my past then yes.
Are you slightly addicted to online tests and surveys?: No
Francisco or New York City?: Neither
Are you really a famous person undercover on Live Journal?: no
Are you really an alien spectator studying the human condition via LJ?: No
What are your favorite color combinations?: Black and Silver
Close your eyes and type the first random image that pops into your head: A waffle
you enjoy night or day better?: night. I hate brightness.
Favorite animal: giraffes and ostriches
Have you ever been to a protest?: No
Aggravated a cop on purpose?: No
Worst decision you ever made?: Don’t wanna say.
Ever gone train hopping/ridden the rails?: No
Best invention of this century? Worst?: I don’t know
If you could choose a time period in which to live, which would it be?: 8700’s
Ever put your hand through a window?: yes through a few
List a few words you hate the sound of: There Is no word I hate the sound of
And a few you like the sound of: I don’t know
Are you sick of this survey yet?: just these lame questions
Emotions And Such
Have you attempted suicide more than once?: Yes
Cutting?: used to be a favorite pastime.
Do you get violent when you are angry?: I have
Which emotion are you most consumed by?: love and depression
Are you highly emotive?: sometimes
Do you discuss problems or keep them to yourself?: mostly keep them to myself
Do you fall in love easily?: No
What age/year was the most difficult for you?: All until I was like 17
do you channel your anger/sadness?: Don’t know
Ever been addicted to alcohol or drugs?: Used to drink a lot, but now I don’t anymore, I don’t do any drugs
Ever been homeless?: No
List a few simple things that make you happy:: Marker, Cigarettes, Friends, playing guitar, singing, music etc.
When were you most recently your happiest?: when I was with Marker
Do you consider yourself empathetic?: Sometimes, depends on with whom
Friends
Describe your best friend as if you were describing a character from a film: Don’t really have a best friend anymore
Do you have friends that are drastically different from each other?: yes of course
List a few key traits that all of your friends have in common: They all like metal
Do you keep in touch with friends from highschool?: Not really
Have you lost touch with many of your friends?: Yes
Are they mostly local or long distance?: local
When you go out with friends, what kinds of things do you do?: Go to mall, go to Wal-Mart that’s about all there is to do.
Have you ever been betrayed by a close friend?: Yes
If yes, are you still friends with that person?: nope
Are your friends mostly your age, younger or older?: older.
Do you have a hard time making friends because most people bore you?: No.
Do you like to hang out with friends one-on-one or in groups?: Groups
Which of your online friends do you have the most in common with?: I don’t know
Family
Are you close to your family?: Not really.
What traits are you glad you inherited from them?: I have a thick penis haha, but I don’t want to think of my dads penis or whatever, and my skinnyness from my mom
Which traits are you pissed off you inherited from them?: curly hair
What sitcom does your family most remind you of?: Simpson’s or Family Guy
Does your family live locally or far away?: Dad and bro local, EVERYONE else lives in Michigan
Have you ever stopped speaking to someone in your family?: yes.
Have either of your parents died?: No.
Is your family very much like you or are you opposites?: My cousin is kinda close, he is like half wigger half Goth, so he is like a wiggerfied Goth haha.
How many siblings do you have?: 1
Has your family ever thrown food at each other?: Yes haha
Are the holidays a nightmare or a time of joy?: I don’t even notice them cause I don’t even get anything or get to do anything woth family anymore.
Do you look like your parents?: I’m weird, if you cover up one side of my face I look like my mom but the other side looks like my dad but then you look at my whole face and you cant tell a difference between sides, its just weird.
List one interesting fact about your family: My cousin Andrew busted a nut in his own eye hahaha (inside joke it was actually a pecan he cracked and a piece went into his eye)
Lovers
Gay, Straight, Bi-sexual or no idea?: Straight.
Married/partnered?: partnered at the moment
Ever gone out with someone you were embarassed to be seen with?: no
Ever broken someones heart?: Yes.
How many serious relationships have you had?: Counting the one I’m in, two
Do you believe in monogamy?: Yes.
Have you ever lusted obsessively over someone you knew you couldn't have?: Not really a lustfully obsession haha
Do you believe in the theory of soulmates?: Kind of, it depends on what you have in common I guess I don’t know.
Ever cheated?: well, I have before, but then I got woth Marker and never wanted to then ended up doing it when I was drunk and I still regret it so much cause now she cant really trust me and it depresses me when she thinks I will cheat again.
Been cheated on?: Lots of times, and with the worry I have now about Marker I don’t want to think about it :(
Thrown someones stuff out on the lawn/stairs/etc.?: No
Had your stuff thrown out on the lawn/stairs/etc.?: Nope.
Most important emotional qualities of a lover?: I like them to show that they love me sometimes, like, find a way to express it and to show it by the way they look into my eyes.
Most important physical qualities?: I like touching and cuddling. With the relationship I’m in now I do most of the touching and hugging and cuddling, getting it back more often would be awesome!
Food & Drink
Non-alcoholic beverage of choice: Mountain Dew
Alcoholic beverage of choice:: umm, prolly Smirnoff Ice er Black but I don’t know since I’m quitting.
Foods you crave on a regulr basis: chocolate, pistachios, Fritos, taco salad, nachos, salad, steak, and the list could go on forever, which is funny cause I’m skinny haha.
Salsa and Chips or Pita and Hummus?: Salsa and chips.
Meat or Tofu?: Meat.
Soup or Salad?: Salad
Soda or Juice?: Soda
Can I get you anything else? A bowl of chocolate pudding for desert mo facku
What's your problem?: What problem I ordered didn’t I?
Favorite candy: anything chocolate.
Favorite food to make: no bake cocoa cookies
Food brand that you hate?: I dunno
Do you try to buy all organic?: HELL NO
Favorite quick food?: lunchables.
Would You Rather...
Eat a steak or a whole tube of toothpaste?: STEAK i love steak
Be covered in papercuts or cigarette burns?: cigarette burns
Be perceived as intelligent or street-smart (but not both)?: Intellegent
Eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap?: bottle cap
Have to always eat standing up or always enter your car from the sunroof.: Enter my car from the sunroof haha
Be ruled exclusively by your heart or your mind?: I am almost ruled by my heart already.
Have the power to read minds or make anyone fall in love with you?: Read minds
Chew shards of broken glass or sit on a lighted barbeque grill?: Sit on a grill (you didn’t say I couldn’t wear protecting clothes.)
Not be able to tell the time or not know left from right?: Unable to tell time
Be able to fly or be able to render yourself invisible?: Invisible, cause if you were invisible then you could fly on planes for free muh facku! And you’d get them both! Besides, who wants to fly I would rather spy that’s way more funner. Wait, I can already turn invisible!
Eat 15 feet of aluminum foil or swallow 3 steel guitar strings?: guitar strings cause I can do that noodle trick Marker was doing to get them out haha.
Have questionable integrity or no sense of humor?: Questionable integrity.
Always spit when you talk or always be spit on while spoken to?: If its that way then it would have to be both so then I wouldn’t feel as bad cause we were both spitting
Granted the answers to any 3 questions or ability to resurrect one person?: Answers to three questions cause I do have some stuff I wanna know
Final Questions
Ever had a great song ruined for you after it was used in a commercial?: Uh... no.
Ever yelled at an SUV?: Yeah haha
A Hummer?: No
Ever faked being sick to get out of going somewhere?: of course.
Horror film that freaked you out the most?: None, I loved them more than ANYTHING
Horror film that is so scary, you could not be paid to watch it again.: I would actually PAY to watch all of them even when I was little, like I said I love them.
If you could turn back time and change one thing, what would it be?: Cant say
Bambi or Nemo?: Nemo, that fucker was the shit
List 3 things that are worrying you right now: If Marker is cheating, if “something” is really true, and if me and her are going to last.
Are you sick of this survey yet?: its alright
It's too fucking long, right?: It was easy as shit, you are bitching mor than I am and you are the questions! You are already there all you have to do is be like “Oh, look, I’m a question! READ ME! And then someone has to take their sweet ass time away from devouring a delicious bowl of chocolate pudding to answer you. I just don’t see how the fuck you have the audacity to just fuckin ask me if I am enjoying the fact that you have it way the hell easier than me. FUCK YOU!
Well, I'm just trying to help you pass the time.: I know haha
How long have you been on LJ?: For a while
Do you find it to be a fulfilling experience?: It lets me vent a lot of shit
Describe the last dream you had: I don’t remember it.
Ever brought a lawsuit against a company?: Nope.
Ever sang at a Karaoke bar?: No, but I have at Tracy’s once I think I don’t remember and I did at Rodney’s to Nymphetamine it was the shit haha.
What was the worst concert you ever went to?: they were all good
The best?: The Dope/Mushroomhead/Soil/Index Case show and the Killswitch Engage/Shadows Fall/God Forbid/Lamb of God show were the bestest
Do you think you'll ever have children if you don't already?: maybe.
Do you think there is life on other planets?: Probably.
Have you ever saved a dying animal?: No
Most disgusting thing you have ever "found" in your food: Hair
Have you ever broken a leg or arm?: Havent broken ANY bones yet
Would you rather stay in the house or do things outside: Do things outside, like, away from my house off somewhere like 40 something miles away preferably Markers haha, or just out with friends somewhere being at home sucks unless I have Marker here so we can be alone.
Do people make their own reality? Sometimes
Discuss.: FUCK YOU
David Letterman or Jay Leno?: Jay Leno
Last words?: I love Marker:D