On this day one chilly winter in 1989..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
Edit: This is the worst birthday ever. Not only do I not get any presents due to decreasing amounts of money, but I've also received exactly zero calls from any of my best friends. MY MOM HASN'T CALLED ME, MY DAD'S BEEN YELLING AT ME ALL DAY FOR BEING PISSED OFF THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND WON'T STOP CALLING AT OBSCENE HOURS OF THE MORNING, AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH INGREDIENTS FOR ME TO MAKE MYSELF CUPCAKES.
Edit Edit: AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I GOT MY FIRST FUCKING INCOME TAX CHECK YESTERDAY AND DIDN'T EVEN END UP SPENDING IT ON MYSELF BECAUSE RYAN HAD TO GO TO THE LCBO AND LOSE HIS DEBIT CARD, FORCING ME TO PAY FOR THE ALCOHOL THAT HE WAS GOING TO GO DRINK WITH SOMEONE AT SOMEONE ELSE'S PARTY. I guess I didn't HAVE to, but if I have money in my wallet and a friend needs it, I'm going to give it to them. I suppose I really don't have anyone to blame because I easily could have said no, but at the same time, it's fucking annoying that it was the night of the day before my birthday and the first actual money that I've had to myself since last Christmas is now gone because he absolutely HAD to go get drunk with someone else that night - so there goes the only chance of me having an actual birthday present (even if I did end up having to buy it myself). My other $60 I had to lend to my dad a couple days ago so he could go get groceries. Massively fucking annoying. He didn't even say thank you. THANKS FOR UNNECESSARILY PAYING $50 FOR MY BOOZE, HOLLY! I'LL PAY YOU BACK! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Yeah, I'm never gonna see that money again. Anyways, I'm whining. It's just fucking annoying, it's not really a crisis.
Edit Edit Edit: AND THEN LIKE DUDE I SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT COMFORTING MY BROTHER BECAUSE HE PUNCHED OUT HIS BEST FRIEND IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR AND WAS ALL UPSET OVER IT. FFFUUUUU THIS IS MY FUCKING DAY, I DEMAND ATTENTION AND ADORATION.
Edit: This is the worst birthday ever. Not only do I not get any presents due to decreasing amounts of money, but I've also received exactly zero calls from any of my best friends. MY MOM HASN'T CALLED ME, MY DAD'S BEEN YELLING AT ME ALL DAY FOR BEING PISSED OFF THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND WON'T STOP CALLING AT OBSCENE HOURS OF THE MORNING, AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH INGREDIENTS FOR ME TO MAKE MYSELF CUPCAKES.
Edit Edit: AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I GOT MY FIRST FUCKING INCOME TAX CHECK YESTERDAY AND DIDN'T EVEN END UP SPENDING IT ON MYSELF BECAUSE RYAN HAD TO GO TO THE LCBO AND LOSE HIS DEBIT CARD, FORCING ME TO PAY FOR THE ALCOHOL THAT HE WAS GOING TO GO DRINK WITH SOMEONE AT SOMEONE ELSE'S PARTY. I guess I didn't HAVE to, but if I have money in my wallet and a friend needs it, I'm going to give it to them. I suppose I really don't have anyone to blame because I easily could have said no, but at the same time, it's fucking annoying that it was the night of the day before my birthday and the first actual money that I've had to myself since last Christmas is now gone because he absolutely HAD to go get drunk with someone else that night - so there goes the only chance of me having an actual birthday present (even if I did end up having to buy it myself). My other $60 I had to lend to my dad a couple days ago so he could go get groceries. Massively fucking annoying. He didn't even say thank you. THANKS FOR UNNECESSARILY PAYING $50 FOR MY BOOZE, HOLLY! I'LL PAY YOU BACK! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Yeah, I'm never gonna see that money again. Anyways, I'm whining. It's just fucking annoying, it's not really a crisis.
Edit Edit Edit: AND THEN LIKE DUDE I SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT COMFORTING MY BROTHER BECAUSE HE PUNCHED OUT HIS BEST FRIEND IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR AND WAS ALL UPSET OVER IT. FFFUUUUU THIS IS MY FUCKING DAY, I DEMAND ATTENTION AND ADORATION.