I fucking hate doctors.
Just got back from the clinic on my quest for painkillers for these fucking migraines. I'm well aware that if I told him the real story, he'd just think I was some drug addict trying to get pills, or else that the headaches were because of the anxiety disorder (see: BATSHIT INSANE), so I lied and gave him all the symptoms of TMJ. Surprise, surprise - he diagnosed me with TMJ. I just about pissed myself with joy. And then I saw what he gave me for it.
Naproxen. Not a painkiller, but an anti-inflammatory.
lol, fuck.