Le francais.

Apr 08, 2009 16:59


hi i'm lisa holly, and since i haven't made a super duper big post in at least one day, it's time for another one.

  • i'm starving. not regular hungry, but the kind of hungry where you're like, "damn, now i understand what those orphans in africa feel like".  i really feel like eating at mcdonald's, because it's been a really like time - one entire meal! - but i know that they fry their vegetarian meals in lard. oh well. i'll pretend i don't know that. i really feel like cooking lately. i think i'll make some spaghetti with ground beef instead of mcdonald's, because i did a lot of research and my GPA is a 4.0, and i've come to realize that it's okay to eat ground beef if you're a vegetarian, because it comes from the ground, not from cows. i really want to try some new recipes that i saw them cooking in stereotypical indie coffee shops and the other day, i spent several hours lurking paris hilton websites to see what she eats. hm. this definitely deserves some deep philosophical thought. (LMAO I CAN'T GO ON. I TRIED SO HARD TO MAKE THIS PARAGRAPH ABOUT FOOD REALLY LONG, BUT DAMN, HOW MUCH TIME CAN YOU SPEND WRITING ABOUT FOOD?)
  • i really love makeup. if makeup was a boy, and that boy wasn't disgusted by my physical appearance, i'd totally cheat on james with him. i mean, makeup is always there for me, whether i ate two happymeals and a whole tub of ice cream by myself, or whether my nose is disgustingly and abnormally bulbous. it covers my face and makes me look passably human. and i love how it comes in all these super-duper colors! i'm like totally obsessed with it!
  • i finished reading the twilight series again, which i started about an hour ago (i'm such a super-fast reader; i guess it's because i have a 3.5 GPA). edward cullen is like soooo super-hot omg! if i wasn't dating james and makeup, i'd totally date edward cullen. he's like the perfect guy for me. he's deep and afflicted, and he looooves heroin! even if it's my blood. it's okay though, i totally have enough blood in me to satisfy him for weeks if he decided to kill me!
  • i was really thinking of getting into hinduism. i mean, i know absolutely nothing about it whatsoever because i'm an english major, but my GPA is 5.38, but it seems like something that an indie person would do, so i guess i'm super hindi now!
  • well, my best friend brandon reilly, a.k.a. the lead singer of 'nightmare of you', just came over with a pile of cocaine for us to do and take a lot of pictures of and write poems of, so i have to go! see you!!

lulz, mariah, jen, lisa

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