Ian is ridiculous.

Sep 07, 2011 06:45



(10:19 PM) Ian Eeyun:

*hi
(10:19 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*hallo
(10:20 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*sup?
(10:20 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*nothin', just, you know, sitting around, bored as shit, like usual
(10:20 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*oh
10:20 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*and, you know, kind of wish brandon was here
*FUCK YEAH SEXYTIME
(10:20 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*isn't your boyfriend here for that
*lmfao
(10:20 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*well he's in prison so
*we can only talk on the phone
(10:20 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*LOL WUT
*omg
*i'[m sorry
(10:20 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*yeaaah
(10:21 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*i just didn't know
(10:21 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*lmao it's fine sort of
(10:21 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*you know i'd be down to help but. idk.
(10:21 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*it's fine EXCEPT SEXUALLY
*erm.. thanks i think
(10:21 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*taht'd be kinda
*awkward
*LMFAO IKR
*and plus you're with him so
*idk
*kinda crazy talk right there
*D=
(10:21 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*yeaaaah
(10:21 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*but yeah
*offers on the table lolz
*i don't mean to offend
10:22 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*lmao
(10:22 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*or make you feel like
*lmfao
*you're uh... promiscuous cause i knwo you're not
*D=
*as i said i'd be helping you, you wouldn't be helping me
*D=
*and it'd be just between us.
(10:22 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*yeah no, i'd rather wait for him to get out
*ONLY THREE MORE YEARS
(10:23 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*your choice
*that's a long ass time
*have you like. laid with him before tho?
*D=
(10:23 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*yeah
(10:23 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*o
*is he like. big?
*lmfao
(10:23 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*average
(10:23 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*j/w
*oh.
*idk. i don't mean to sound condescending
*but out of all the people that boast i have like the biggest junk
*rofl.
(10:24 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*oh
(10:24 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*me and canti rather.
(10:24 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*lol canti
*weird
(10:24 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*apparently
*yeah
*but i'm supposedly bigger than him
*and he's half black
*i'm just white and irish
*D=
(10:25 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*weird
(10:25 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*ikr
*nah.
*he's...
*a manwhore
(10:25 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*i just never was like
*I WONDER IF CANTI HAS A LARGE PENIS
*that's so weird
(10:25 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*lol.
(10:25 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*i just never..
*so weird
(10:25 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*then again you never thought of me that right
*way right*
*amiright?
(10:25 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*no
(10:25 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*Oh.
(10:25 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*so that's kind of how i see it
(10:25 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*lol.
*i'm older but..i act an adult
*i mean i may be somewhat wild still
*with good reason i could go inot porn if i wanted but
*D=
*im still not a child
*maybe at heart to an extetn but.*my mentality is more of a 21 year old than his
*and i'm fucking pdd
*lmfao
(10:27 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*lmao
(10:27 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*you know what pdd is right
(10:27 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*no
(10:27 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*he is*
*pervase developmental delay
*basically means i act like i'm four
*when i'm 10
*i act like i'm fifteen
*when i'm 19
*and in some areas i lack like...
(10:28 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*modesty or
*maturity
*so yeah
*otehrwise i'm completely knowledgable
(10:28 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*oooohh
(10:29 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*you knew i was autistic
*right?
*i have aspergers
*you'd  never know but
*lmfao
*unless like i really treid
(10:29 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*yeah
(10:29 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*but no one ever guesses
*D=
(10:29 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*you told me last time we talked
*a few days ago
(10:29 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*oh
*<---pot kills brain cells
*anyway
*D=
*lmfao
*so uh
*alli locked me D= do you know why?
(10:30 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*well, i mean, alli has a boyfriend
*youknow that
**you know
*and the way she put it to me was that she was just getting tires of you consantly asking her for nudes
**constantly
(10:30 PM) Ian Eeyun:
*oh
*i didnt ask her that much anyway D=
*i didn't know that i bothered her so much
*anyway
*D=
(10:30 PM) ·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя:
*yeah
*i mean idk, i don’t know anything about it
*also brb

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