James is a piece of trash.
So I log onto MSN. Alli is telling me how James just offered her $1500 for something she has that he wants. Cool, I'm happy for her, it's a great deal. She can buy clothes and gadgets and stuff, like she's been wanting. I change my MSN name to "PRETTY MUCH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY" in order to piss him off because I repeatedly reject his offers to pay me large amounts of money for my nudes, to masturbate on webcam, etc. So then Alli messages me:
u a puppy snap. says:
*holly im just gonna say this dont get offended
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· PRETTY MUCH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. says:
*what of course not
u a puppy snap. says:
*but i know when you do that shit youre being snide
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· PRETTY MUCH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. says:
*what do you mean
u a puppy snap. says:
*"that shit" being having offset msn names relating to dumb things people do
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· PRETTY MUCH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. says:
*...
*what
*it's not about you
*i just did it to piss off james
(Insert more stuff here that I told her that's between only me and Alli)
*it's not about you, don't worry
u a puppy snap. says:
*yeah
*OKAY I LOVE YOU
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· PRETTY MUCH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. says:
*i do make fun of people in my msn name but i'd never say stuff about you
u a puppy snap. says:
*yer good as reassuring me
** U *
*<3
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· PRETTY MUCH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. says:
*cause unlike most friends, i know i can just say stuff to your face and we can talk about it straight up
*lmao
*<3> ;~;
I then went to James and asked him why he was trying to convince Alli that my MSN was secretly about her.. because let's face it, James is the only person who could possibly think that everything I say and do is about Alli (I suspect that this is because he's projecting his own thoughts and actions onto me). He then went on to explain that it's because he knew for a fact that my MSN name was about Alli, and the fact that I was getting so pissed off about it clearly proved that he was right. Okay.
First of all, why the fuck does everyone think that EVERYTHING I fucking type, whether it be my MSN name, my Facebook status, or my LiveJournal entry, is about them? Every single time I make a post/status/username that's vague and describes something I'm pissed off about, I literally get at LEAST half a dozen people bitching because they assume it's about them. SHOCKER: MAYBE IT'S ABOUT ME! WHAT A CONCEPT! MY OWN MSN NAME IS ACTUALLY ABOUT ME AND NOT YOU! WHO POSSIBLY COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS ABNORMAL OPERATING SYSTEM? I'm so god damn tired of everybody thinking that everything I do and say is about them. IF YOUR NAME ISN'T IN IT, I THINK IT'S PRETTY SAFE THE ASSUME THAT I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.
(HINT: THE PRECEDING POST WAS ABOUT JAMES, ME, AND THE PEOPLE WHO CONSISTENTLY ACCUSE ME OF WRITING PARAGRAPH-LONG LIVEJOURNAL RANTS ABOUT THEM. PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME THAT IT WAS ABOUT YOU UNLESS I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU OR SAID YOUR NAME.)
I'm really, really, really tired of dealing with this piece of trash. He's 27 years old and he spends 85% of his conversation with me begging me to send him my nudes for money. (Incidentally, he also spends 85% of his conversations with OTHER people begging them for my nudes.) It just fucking.. I've NEVER been this mad at him before. He can't stop himself from fucking butting into my friendship with Alli, because he's intensely jealous of our friendship, and is angry about how close we are. I've seen him try to ruin it between me and Alli many times, as well as between me and Mariah, Alli and Justin, Alli and Jenna, me and Jenna, Alli and Chris, Alli and Chris Bird, Alli and boyfriends IRL that he doesn't even know, etc., because he can't stand how close we are to other people and each other as well. I want to fucking kick him in the nuts. I mean, he'll literally go from trying to convince me that Alli is a horrible person and that I should stop being friends with her before she does anything else to hurt me to begging me to let him come with me when I go visit Alli, because through a series of jokes and watching conversations between Alli and I on RealChat, he has somehow come to the conclusion that if he visits her while I visit, we will allow him to have a drunken threesome with us. My opinion of him goes down a little bit every single time we talk. I mean, he's literally the most desperate, pathetic, lazy, immature piece of garbage that I have ever had the misfortune to come across. The only reason why I had him unblocked was because he begged me, and because I pitied him. But now he's deleted and it will definitely stay that way. When I unblocked him, I told him that the next time he did something to piss me off, I would delete him and that would be that. And that IS that. I just absolutely cannot fucking tolerate him trying to destroy my friendship with Alli anymore. If it came down to it, she would choose me, not you. You're digging yourself into a fucking grave by trying to meddle. I just think it's sad that I'm probably the only person who's ever legitimately tried to help him, and he pays me back by a) insulting me and trying to piss me off, b) trying to destroy my relationship with Alli, and c) going behind my back to talk shit and beg my friends for nude pictures of me after I told him NO dozens and dozens of times over the span of more than six months. Fact: YOU. WILL. NEVER. SEE. ME. NAKED. Stop trying. It's never going to happen. Not for free, not for any amount of money; not for you, not from me, not from any single one of my friends. PERIOD.
AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
If it comes down to the wire, YOU are the one who's going to be cut out. Not me.
u a puppy snap. says:
*holly im just gonna say this dont get offended
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· PRETTY MUCH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. says:
*what of course not
u a puppy snap. says:
*but i know when you do that shit youre being snide
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· PRETTY MUCH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. says:
*what do you mean
u a puppy snap. says:
*"that shit" being having offset msn names relating to dumb things people do
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· PRETTY MUCH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. says:
*...
*what
*it's not about you
*i just did it to piss off james
(Insert more stuff here that I told her that's between only me and Alli)
*it's not about you, don't worry
u a puppy snap. says:
*yeah
*OKAY I LOVE YOU
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· PRETTY MUCH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. says:
*i do make fun of people in my msn name but i'd never say stuff about you
u a puppy snap. says:
*yer good as reassuring me
** U *
*<3
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· PRETTY MUCH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. says:
*cause unlike most friends, i know i can just say stuff to your face and we can talk about it straight up
*lmao
*<3> ;~;
I then went to James and asked him why he was trying to convince Alli that my MSN was secretly about her.. because let's face it, James is the only person who could possibly think that everything I say and do is about Alli (I suspect that this is because he's projecting his own thoughts and actions onto me). He then went on to explain that it's because he knew for a fact that my MSN name was about Alli, and the fact that I was getting so pissed off about it clearly proved that he was right. Okay.
First of all, why the fuck does everyone think that EVERYTHING I fucking type, whether it be my MSN name, my Facebook status, or my LiveJournal entry, is about them? Every single time I make a post/status/username that's vague and describes something I'm pissed off about, I literally get at LEAST half a dozen people bitching because they assume it's about them. SHOCKER: MAYBE IT'S ABOUT ME! WHAT A CONCEPT! MY OWN MSN NAME IS ACTUALLY ABOUT ME AND NOT YOU! WHO POSSIBLY COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS ABNORMAL OPERATING SYSTEM? I'm so god damn tired of everybody thinking that everything I do and say is about them. IF YOUR NAME ISN'T IN IT, I THINK IT'S PRETTY SAFE THE ASSUME THAT I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.
(HINT: THE PRECEDING POST WAS ABOUT JAMES, ME, AND THE PEOPLE WHO CONSISTENTLY ACCUSE ME OF WRITING PARAGRAPH-LONG LIVEJOURNAL RANTS ABOUT THEM. PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME THAT IT WAS ABOUT YOU UNLESS I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU OR SAID YOUR NAME.)
I'm really, really, really tired of dealing with this piece of trash. He's 27 years old and he spends 85% of his conversation with me begging me to send him my nudes for money. (Incidentally, he also spends 85% of his conversations with OTHER people begging them for my nudes.) It just fucking.. I've NEVER been this mad at him before. He can't stop himself from fucking butting into my friendship with Alli, because he's intensely jealous of our friendship, and is angry about how close we are. I've seen him try to ruin it between me and Alli many times, as well as between me and Mariah, Alli and Justin, Alli and Jenna, me and Jenna, Alli and Chris, Alli and Chris Bird, Alli and boyfriends IRL that he doesn't even know, etc., because he can't stand how close we are to other people and each other as well. I want to fucking kick him in the nuts. I mean, he'll literally go from trying to convince me that Alli is a horrible person and that I should stop being friends with her before she does anything else to hurt me to begging me to let him come with me when I go visit Alli, because through a series of jokes and watching conversations between Alli and I on RealChat, he has somehow come to the conclusion that if he visits her while I visit, we will allow him to have a drunken threesome with us. My opinion of him goes down a little bit every single time we talk. I mean, he's literally the most desperate, pathetic, lazy, immature piece of garbage that I have ever had the misfortune to come across. The only reason why I had him unblocked was because he begged me, and because I pitied him. But now he's deleted and it will definitely stay that way. When I unblocked him, I told him that the next time he did something to piss me off, I would delete him and that would be that. And that IS that. I just absolutely cannot fucking tolerate him trying to destroy my friendship with Alli anymore. If it came down to it, she would choose me, not you. You're digging yourself into a fucking grave by trying to meddle. I just think it's sad that I'm probably the only person who's ever legitimately tried to help him, and he pays me back by a) insulting me and trying to piss me off, b) trying to destroy my relationship with Alli, and c) going behind my back to talk shit and beg my friends for nude pictures of me after I told him NO dozens and dozens of times over the span of more than six months. Fact: YOU. WILL. NEVER. SEE. ME. NAKED. Stop trying. It's never going to happen. Not for free, not for any amount of money; not for you, not from me, not from any single one of my friends. PERIOD.
AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
If it comes down to the wire, YOU are the one who's going to be cut out. Not me.