Attention whores.
It drives me completely nuts that every single time I get even a modicum of attention, you jump in, metaphorically waving your arms around screaming, "LOOK AT ME GUYS LOLZ I'M CUTE AND CHARMING AND ENTERTAINING TOO! LOOK AT ME!!". You get so much fucking attention and I let you have it. Between the two of us, you're the one who gets their attention most of the time, and it doesn't bother me. I know that you like attention and need attention, and it doesn't bug me that you get it, and I don't mind giving it to you. But god fucking dammit when I actually get even a little bit of attention, can you just not let me have it? It's you 100% of the time. You don't need to take mine too because you're pissed that every now and then, I get some. I think you can handle it. For fuck's sake, can you just not, come on. Let me have a moment of feeling clever and wanted every once in a while, lol.