conan the barbarian
"When I first started endorsing I Can't Believe It's Not Butter I pointed out that the name was a double negative. It should be called, I Believe It's Butter." -fabio
"I named my dog Willie so sometimes when the phone rings and somebody asks 'Is Willie there?' I can say 'Which one do you really want to talk to?'" -willie nelson
"Sometimes when I'm at a McDonalds, I wait until nobody is looking, and then I stick my hand inside the straw dispenser and touch all the straws." -david bowie
"I named my dog Willie so sometimes when the phone rings and somebody asks 'Is Willie there?' I can say 'Which one do you really want to talk to?'" -willie nelson
"Sometimes when I'm at a McDonalds, I wait until nobody is looking, and then I stick my hand inside the straw dispenser and touch all the straws." -david bowie