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Dec 26, 2004 08:16

happy kwanzaa umojah or some shitt . h`okay this morning i wake up ; i have to get a shower b`cuz i have to go to this parade with daniel ; pookie so he calls me ; tells me that he`s not gonna pick me up until 11.30 so yea i`m waiting ; he does`nt pick me up until about 12 so then his mom talks to my mom ; i get in the car ; there`s pookerss so i get in the car ; then daniel`s mom get`s in the car ; we leave so like we get to cocowalk [ where the parade`s gonna be ] so like his mom drops us off [ me ; pookerss ] on the street next to green street cafe so we walk down to like the end of the street so we have to walk like down to all the way at the end of the street ; then there`s steve on this truck with his band ; if u look around theres shit that`s all about like polotics it`s soo damn funny like this lady had this dress on ; she had a sign that said [ hey george w. i know where osama`s hiding ] ; she lifts up her dress ; hiss head is right in her crotch it`s the funniest damn thing i have ever seen in my life ; there`s like naked lady`s ; like paris hilton [ fake ] ; r.kelly haha ; we were supposed to be the dolphins so we would just throw the ball band look bad...like the dolphins !! works good like that u know. h`okay so after that there was just like this space it`s like some random lot so we just start`d throwing the football around in there ; like i almost broke a window b`cuz i bakc`d up really far ; threw it to daniel but he touch`d it then it like flew out of his hands ; it start`d going straight towards this store window ; then it hit the ground ; roll`d under the truck it was soo funny i was laughing the whole time so then i stepp`d down from up there ; let pookie throw it so then we were like throwing it around not paying any attention ; i`m liek daniel pookiee the trucks leaving so we had to run bcuz we thought it had left us but it was just around the corner haha so then the parade start`d ; we were just throwing the ball around ; we hit like soo many people ; i think it hurt b`cuz it was a real football ; shit so like we get to like right infront of the creepy maker ; we throw it to this guy ; like he gets up ; like starts walking around with it it was sooo weird daniel just took it from him ; like ran haha so then the parade start`d getting boring like we hit dogs ; people ; babies ; hippies so tehn we get to the end of the parade ; i`m turn`d around then i just feel something / someone just jump on my back i turn around it`s MR.RACHELS0N ha haa it was soo weird like he said he`d been watching the parade the whole time ; his wife ; his son were there it was funny so then we left ; we wen`t to steve`s house [ daniel`s mom`s bf ] WHiCH iS HUGEE !!! it`s 4 flippin stories we did`nt beleive daniel at first so he showed us them all...
first floor - two bedrooms
second floor - like the living room ; kitchen ; lounge area type thing ???
third floor - his room ; study
fourh floor - the rooftop ; like this chill place all the way up at the top where u can see like everything
h`okay so we got money out of there to go eat so we decided to eat at jonny rockets so we had to like walk all the way to johnny rockets which toook like 2 mins so when we get there we`re not getting serv`d so daniel wen`t ; told somebody to serve us so then some fat guy did so this is where it start`s geting racial h`okay daniel ; pookie get coke floats ; i ask for a milkshake then like 1o mins later the guy come`s back ; says the milkshake machine isn`t working so then i`m like alrite then i`ll have a coke float so when i get he like slams it infront of me ; we got our food ; u know those lil cardboard ketchup things they give u they put them next to daniel ; pookie so i had to reach over ; get them i was like...FiNEE DEN !! so then we get our food ; who get`s their cheese friess last..who do u think...mee excatly ; they were cold too but they`res u could even see the smoke coming off them so tehn we get our food but i did`nt want it bcuz those cheese friess were enough so i took like two bites ; i was done so me ; pookie are talking then all of a sudden i look outside ; this girl`s dog just chargess at her ; she feel out of her chair ; hit the ground like B0OM it was soo funny o m f g me ; pookie were laughing so damn hard so then after that daniel get`s back from paying ; we leave so we walk back to steve`s house [ WHiCH iS HUGE !!! ] ; his sister ; her lil cheerleading friendss are there so we go up to the room with the huge t.v ; we watch thiss spartacus movie which was also racist as soon as u turn it on all u saw was a black guy getting speard..mhmm then after that it was just funny bcuz there was this huge going on with these latino guyss ; then there was this guy that look`d just like david like exactly like david it was soo funny ; this guy goes into the kings bedroom ; he goes u must help them there is a war but the king is fat so what do u think he does...make a run for it..; he was runing fast too so then daniel`s sister`s friends start`d bothering us like calling me ; pookerss sexy so we like tip toe down stairs ; slam the door ; they all scream like hyenas ; that kept happening for a while so then alex wen`t home then i wen`t home so then i had to go home ; get changed for something i thought was a new years planning thing ; then i find out it`s a kwanzaa peice of shit i know N0THiNG about kwanzaa so we get to the people`s house...[ they`re rich too ] ; they talk`d this guy said a poem in swahili then they said let the fast begin ; those were the only words i needed to hear so i ate my parents talk`d ; we left so now i`m home ; we we`re supposed to go to the apt. tonight but we`re going tommorow...remember amanda.. me u ; simon ha haa
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