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[fu_noobspeaker]

HEY COUNSELORS, comment here with supply lists for your jobs (?) and the noobspeaker will either get it for you or get something for you that he thinks is similar. Hilarity!

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I have a list.

It is a long one.

Do you wish to hear my list?

[fu_noobspeaker]

I sure would!

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The first and simplest of my requests is the request for a stage.

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It must be of the finest rosewood and carved by the gnawing of ten thousand ravenous but highly artistic mice.

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Then it should be sanded by traditional means, and lovingly polished by an oil crafted of roses and their finest lover: the dung beetle.

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Then a spotlight which hovers in the air.

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It must point at me always.

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When it is not pointing at me, it may occasionally illuminate my bearer.

But only when there is appropriate backlighting and it catches my blade just so.

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It should never interfere with the power of my holy light.

The holy light of my sword is known to heal and inspire upon sight. Competition is not allowed.

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Then I want 24 Inuits.

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And two Inui's.

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Apping rules should be altered to allow this just one time.

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For just this round.

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I will proceed to vote them out.

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I also require a Gregorian choir.

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And Sephiroth's hair.

To be traditional.