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[ftmichael]

From eddieizzard

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Eddie gave to me:
12 transvestites dancing (in heels no less)
11 monkeys mating
ten mice a-planning
nine squirrels in makeup
eight pigmies farming
seven socks a-swimming
six bees a buzzing
FIVE GOLD RINGS
four cats a-drilling
three French loaves
two sexy Lisas
and A CLAY PIGEON FOR ME TO SHOOT FROM A PEAR TREE!