Today's madness...
So yeah, lots of crazy sh!t today. Mostly good though. The 'rents got back from Florida with the new car (which is ridiculously fun to drive, by the way). I learned how to say "marijuana" in Japanese. I found out what happened to Richard from "Caroline in the City"... (ZOMG he's Steve from "Adam & Steve"!!!) And pie!sex.
Oh Chris Kattan... I love you.
No, rly.
If you haven't seen "Adam & Steve", go rent/buy it and watch it. Now. I command thee! If only just to watch the deleted scenes and see Parker Posey and Chris Kattan have munchie-induced pie!sex.
Yeah.
And my mom is nutz.
ME: *LOLZ* My friend _____ just emailed me... He's so excited--he emailed this porn star cause he'd been reading his interviews and stuff, and the porn star actually emailed him back!
MOM: *spews fire from mouth* ZOMGHENEEDSTOBECAREFULBECAUSEHECOULDGETKILLEDORRAPEDBECAUSETHOSEPEOPLEARECRAZYANDBLAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
ME: O_o! Jesus, mom... He just freakin' emailed the guy...
MOM: BUTSRSLYHECOULDGETHISLIVERCUTOUTORABOWLINGBALLGROWINGOUTOFHISANUSORBLAHBLAHBLAH!
ME: MOM.... Chill... If anything, (my friend) _____ is the creepy person, because it was all like "Hi, you have no idea who I am, but I watched your porn and I think you're a really nice person... Like, email me back! KAYTHXBYE!"
Mom: ................ Oh.... Okay, I thought you meant something else, like the guy had been talking to him and trying to meet him or something...
Now... I never said anything to even SUGGEST that had been the case. *sigh* Yeah, mom's crazy.
Well, I have copious amounts of Japanese homework to half-ass my way through finish, so that I can do my best in class tomorrow. So I'll see you later!
PS: Yay, I posted and it's only been a week! Go me!
Oh Chris Kattan... I love you.
No, rly.
If you haven't seen "Adam & Steve", go rent/buy it and watch it. Now. I command thee! If only just to watch the deleted scenes and see Parker Posey and Chris Kattan have munchie-induced pie!sex.
Yeah.
And my mom is nutz.
ME: *LOLZ* My friend _____ just emailed me... He's so excited--he emailed this porn star cause he'd been reading his interviews and stuff, and the porn star actually emailed him back!
MOM: *spews fire from mouth* ZOMGHENEEDSTOBECAREFULBECAUSEHECOULDGETKILLEDORRAPEDBECAUSETHOSEPEOPLEARECRAZYANDBLAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
ME: O_o! Jesus, mom... He just freakin' emailed the guy...
MOM: BUTSRSLYHECOULDGETHISLIVERCUTOUTORABOWLINGBALLGROWINGOUTOFHISANUSORBLAHBLAHBLAH!
ME: MOM.... Chill... If anything, (my friend) _____ is the creepy person, because it was all like "Hi, you have no idea who I am, but I watched your porn and I think you're a really nice person... Like, email me back! KAYTHXBYE!"
Mom: ................ Oh.... Okay, I thought you meant something else, like the guy had been talking to him and trying to meet him or something...
Now... I never said anything to even SUGGEST that had been the case. *sigh* Yeah, mom's crazy.
Well, I have copious amounts of Japanese homework to half-ass my way through finish, so that I can do my best in class tomorrow. So I'll see you later!
PS: Yay, I posted and it's only been a week! Go me!