my letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I crashed a busload of nuns in a parking lot (-326 points). Last Monday I broke typesinside's Glasses (-12 points). Last Saturday I broke kingpedro's arm (-80 points). Last Tuesday I stole skyjanus's purse (-30 points). In September I sent mckoool to Japan (-800 points).
Overall, I've been really freaking bad (-1248 points). For Christmas I deserve a White Elephant!
Sincerely,
ftl_speed