[2] - Dude, this cabbage sucks.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Action: Work hours, Grocery || All]

[Badou's been working at the grocery store that he's apparently been working at for years according to the magical-fucked up town. It's not too different from his world so he's picked it up fast. He'll help you find your carrots and canned corn and whatever the fuck you need to eat. He's been getting the

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[grocery]

[pkrincess]

[Kumatora will appear right in front of him almost the exact second after he finishes his latest cigarette. Coincidence?]

Does this place have any magic pudding?

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Almost swallows the butt of his cigarette in a sort of startled manner.] Shit. Don't pop up like that! [Tosses the offending butt in the proper receptacle before speaking.]

Magic pudding? That supposed to be a brand? Think we got some... "Jello-O" brand of pudding.

[Also starts up a fresh cigarette. There must always be nicotine.]

[pkrincess]

[Dear God this man's poor lungs.]

Nope. It's a kind that restores PSI.

Guess it makes sense they wouldn't have it here. Jell-O sounds like a weird name for pudding, but maybe it's alright.

[fthisgetmecigs]

PSI? What's that? Y'mean like air pressure for tires?

[Points down the aisle from whence the pudding lies.] It's all dry stuff so you're gonna have to mix it with milk and shit.

[pkrincess]

I'm not gonna mix it with shit. That's nasty.

[Miss literal.]

Also, my PSI's not any kinda pressure, it's just what I need to use my PSI attacks and stuff. I'm thinkin' it's not a real common thing around here.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Badou must attract literal people like flies.]

Not shit shit. Just like milk and whatever else is on the fuckin' directions.

PSI attacks. Sounds like comic book shit. Ain't really existent where I'm from. [But crazy mad scientists with crazy experiments do. It's weird like that.]

[pkrincess]

I'll show you some time, once I can use 'em again. It's way better than comic book shit.

I think it is, anyways. I'm not even sure what shit means anymore.

[fthisgetmecigs]

Yeah? [Sounds a bit skeptical, but then again he works with a guy with dragons fused to his back so what does he know?]

It happens.

[pkrincess]

[She nods in agreement.]

So what's it like workin' here?

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Takes a long drag.]

Can't complain too much I guess. I mean, I got some coworkers that ain't drones so that's a plus. [Exhales some smoke.] Wouldn't mind figuring a way out of this place though. Somethin' ain't right about it.

[pkrincess]

I got a friend who's been stuck here for two years. It can't be easy to get outta this place.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Exhales some smoke and lets out a small chuckle.]

Well 'course I didn't expect this shit to be easy.

[pkrincess]

Uh-huh. It you figure anything out about it, you gotta let me know.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Mock salute.]

Right-o, captain.