[2] - Dude, this cabbage sucks.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Action: Work hours, Grocery || All]

[Badou's been working at the grocery store that he's apparently been working at for years according to the magical-fucked up town. It's not too different from his world so he's picked it up fast. He'll help you find your carrots and canned corn and whatever the fuck you need to eat. He's been getting the

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[le phone]

[anonnomnomnom]

I heard you can turn into a drone sometimes! Does that count as bad?

[... He sounds a little too cheerful being the bearer of bad news. Presumably.]

[fthisgetmecigs]

[This smartypants here picks up on this cheerfulness. What is it with these spunky optimistic people?]

Yeah. I think so, 'cause I got a drone in my house. She's all... Creepy and shit.

[anonnomnomnom]

Ah, they can be in your house. [It's hard to tell whether he's confirming or just realizing this.] It's okay, though. They're like programmed helpers or something.

Though I guess if you become a drone, that counts as brainwashing.

[fthisgetmecigs]

Yeeeah. I'm not seeing any upside about that.

[anonnomnomnom]

It's really funny when you do things they don't like.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Badou should leave things at that, but he's bored.]

Like what?

[anonnomnomnom]

Like 'skipping school' or going into their houses, or stealing their hats, or dogs or cats, and sometimes if you wave scissors at them. Once, an old lady followed and lectured me for two hours!

Well, she tried really hard.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Even though this is all through the phone, Badou's just...Going to stare at the phone a bit.]

Y'got a stockpile of stuff then I guess.

[Words. He has none.]

[anonnomnomnom]

[And on the other end Anon's just grinning into the receiver like a dope. Because. That is his default face.]

Not really! I usually return things, it's just funny to mess with them a little.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Note to self: Watch out for little kleptos.]

Do it often?