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Jul 23, 2005 01:59

Dear Terrorists,

Please stop bombing London. You are ruining our economy and making it more expensive for me to buy things from America

Yours faithfully,
Martin, who can't afford to spend £30 on a GraphTech nut and set of bridge saddles

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annihilation134 July 23 2005, 02:58:42 UTC
(Please allow me to add on from an Americans Point of View.)

Dear Terrorists,

Stop bombing the United Kingdom, who is our faithful ally... We do not want to waste one of our many nuclear bombs on your 3rd world country.

Yours faithfully,
Marc, who would not want to pay taxes to make more bombs.

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smegdogg July 23 2005, 15:56:55 UTC
(Please allow me to add from the intelligent point of view)

Dear Terrorists,

Please stop bombing London. I would hate for my moronic president to think that nuclear weapons are the answer and start World War III. World War III will last all of half an hour as every nuclear power in the world vaporizes their enemies. I would really rather not have to hide in a bomb shelter for the next 50,000 years and come out to live in a glass dessert.

Yours Faithfully,
Dave

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annihilation134 July 23 2005, 16:35:55 UTC
I wouldn't say Bush was a "Moronic" president, I personally think he is a good president.

But as for my above statement, yes it was a bit over the edge, and yes it was a joke...

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fswmart July 23 2005, 17:49:40 UTC
I am astounded by your idiocy

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cojiro August 8 2005, 18:10:41 UTC
...why? He IS a good President. You're not one of those Michael Moore-esque 'he stole the election' guys are you?

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fswmart August 8 2005, 22:40:54 UTC
Do you realise how ridiculous it is to start a 'war against terror'? Terror is a completely subjective phenomenon; what the Coalition Forces are doing in Iraq right now is probably seen as terrorism to the insurgent forces, so what's Bush doing about that kind of terror in his war against it? It's hyprocrisy to a very real degree and I know that, deep down, you know this to be true also

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cojiro August 13 2005, 09:09:16 UTC
He's not some moron who just chooses what to do because he's a moron! He has massive amounts of intelligence forces, and hundreds of advisors who all know a lot more about Iraq than both you and I!

The US forces are in Iraq by invitation of the Iraqi government, and are peacekeeping forces. If the moronic insurgents think it's terrorism, then they deserve to be killed. And that's not even a joke. Well, it kind of is. But in a serious way.

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luinthrandir July 23 2005, 18:12:12 UTC
The terrorists were homegrown, actually.

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