Jul 23, 2005 01:59
Dear Terrorists,
Please stop bombing London. You are ruining our economy and making it more expensive for me to buy things from America
Yours faithfully,
Martin, who can't afford to spend £30 on a GraphTech nut and set of bridge saddles
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Dear Terrorists,
Stop bombing the United Kingdom, who is our faithful ally... We do not want to waste one of our many nuclear bombs on your 3rd world country.
Yours faithfully,
Marc, who would not want to pay taxes to make more bombs.
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Dear Terrorists,
Please stop bombing London. I would hate for my moronic president to think that nuclear weapons are the answer and start World War III. World War III will last all of half an hour as every nuclear power in the world vaporizes their enemies. I would really rather not have to hide in a bomb shelter for the next 50,000 years and come out to live in a glass dessert.
Yours Faithfully,
Dave
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But as for my above statement, yes it was a bit over the edge, and yes it was a joke...
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The US forces are in Iraq by invitation of the Iraqi government, and are peacekeeping forces. If the moronic insurgents think it's terrorism, then they deserve to be killed. And that's not even a joke. Well, it kind of is. But in a serious way.
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