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Homework sucks. I have to draw a self portrait for art class and my drawing skills are nonexistent. I've tried starting it eight times now and every time my mom comes in, "Kaoru-cha~~~~~n do you want chocolate cake or yellow cake for your birthday?" "Kaoru-cha~~~~~~~~~~n, blue letters of green letters?" On and on with these stupid questions. Kph. Its a cake. I'm going to eat it and my stomach doesn't care what it looks like as long as it tastes good.
My mom said I can invite some friends over on Saturday for a birthday party if I want. I'm turning 15, which makes me a bit old for her idea of a birthday party. But I don't think she cares. She's throwing me one whether I invite anyone or not. So. If I know you and we get along for the most part, you're invited.
CREEPY PIRATE DUDE? YOU ARE NOT INVITED. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT SHOWING UP. I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO.
I should get back to this stupid self portrait, but I don't want to.