Real Men Wear Pink [Joe/Ahim]
Written for a 31_days prompt, 100 words exactly - I was aiming for perfect drabbles ;) Yes, crack. Yes, mean to Joe. I HAVE PROBLEMS OKAY. Just think "corset" (I apparently have to have corset!fic in every single fandom I ever write more than a handful of fic for).
(Real Men Wear Pink)
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The alarm sounds, Navi screeches, and their Mobirates start bleeping from their spots on the floor.
"Zangyack attack! The Zangyack!"
Joe and Ahim look at one another and scramble off the bed. They bolt into the main room where the others are all waiting for them.
Joe realises too late why they are all staring at him.
"There's no way you were in such a rush you picked that up and put it on by accident..." Don says dubiously.
"Please. Don't ask," Joe replies, face ashen. Ahim giggles behind her hand.
"Hade ni ikuze!" Marvelous says. "Joe will, anyway."
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*(I've seen Hade ni ikuze translated as both "let's put on a show!" and "let's cause a rukus!" - I believe either works in this context ;D)
(Real Men Wear Pink)
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The alarm sounds, Navi screeches, and their Mobirates start bleeping from their spots on the floor.
"Zangyack attack! The Zangyack!"
Joe and Ahim look at one another and scramble off the bed. They bolt into the main room where the others are all waiting for them.
Joe realises too late why they are all staring at him.
"There's no way you were in such a rush you picked that up and put it on by accident..." Don says dubiously.
"Please. Don't ask," Joe replies, face ashen. Ahim giggles behind her hand.
"Hade ni ikuze!" Marvelous says. "Joe will, anyway."
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*(I've seen Hade ni ikuze translated as both "let's put on a show!" and "let's cause a rukus!" - I believe either works in this context ;D)