Updatage!
You know, when Padme died, Vader must have had a hell of a job picking up girls...
I mean, he chats her up, she gives him her number, he calls her, she picks up the phone and hears *breathing*... *breathing*...
She introduces her parents, a week later she tries to call them only to find out their planet's been blown up!
"I'm sorry, Darth honey, I just don't think it'll work... no... nooo! *choking* *choking*... DEAD.
Or if it did work, they got married... six months later...
"I'm really really sorry honey, I had an affair."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"Oh Anakin, is that a lightsabre in your pocket or are you just happy to see.... UUURGGH!"
-- mattsterweb.
I mean, he chats her up, she gives him her number, he calls her, she picks up the phone and hears *breathing*... *breathing*...
She introduces her parents, a week later she tries to call them only to find out their planet's been blown up!
"I'm sorry, Darth honey, I just don't think it'll work... no... nooo! *choking* *choking*... DEAD.
Or if it did work, they got married... six months later...
"I'm really really sorry honey, I had an affair."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"Oh Anakin, is that a lightsabre in your pocket or are you just happy to see.... UUURGGH!"
-- mattsterweb.