A whaaa?
HOLY SHIT ON A SANDWICH!
*cough* Excuse me.
H'okay, so...the following has happened to me recently:
1: I almost has a boyfriend except he has to meet my parents because they're paranoid and think he's too old for me EVEN THOUGH my own parents are 13 years apart, and he's only about 3 years old, which is stupid, but who cares, I'm in lurve.
2: I ate half a can of frosting yesterday and my stomach wants to kill me now.
3: I'm reading the worse romance novel EVER but I don't want to stop reading it because I want to know how it turns out. DAMN YOU STELLA CAMERON! Damn you and your purple prose and your shitty dialogue that makes me want to vomit copiously!
4: Finals are coming up and I'm so stressed I feel sick. And my head really hurts. Ow.
*cough* Excuse me.
H'okay, so...the following has happened to me recently:
1: I almost has a boyfriend except he has to meet my parents because they're paranoid and think he's too old for me EVEN THOUGH my own parents are 13 years apart, and he's only about 3 years old, which is stupid, but who cares, I'm in lurve.
2: I ate half a can of frosting yesterday and my stomach wants to kill me now.
3: I'm reading the worse romance novel EVER but I don't want to stop reading it because I want to know how it turns out. DAMN YOU STELLA CAMERON! Damn you and your purple prose and your shitty dialogue that makes me want to vomit copiously!
4: Finals are coming up and I'm so stressed I feel sick. And my head really hurts. Ow.