Dear Santa..
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I put money in granolabars's expired parking meter (14 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I donated bone marrow to killingprodigy in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I gave jave_the_wave a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole silentsushi's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (328 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
frustratedrider