And Now For Something Completely Different

Nov 25, 2006 03:45

This is a postscript to that post about the weird Hogwarts dream I had earlier.

When I thought about it, I came up with an invention of sorts. I bet somebody else in Harry Potter fandom has already come up with it, so I doubt I'm stealing anybody's thunder.

It's a parody of the 1920s "Tommy Gun". How it works: you slip your wand into the space on the "gun" where the breech would be on a real Tommy, and then you'd speak your spell into the magazine. The magazine would multiply your spell by fifty, and then you'd fit the magazine to the underside of the "gun". Flip off the safety, and you're ready to cast.

Because of its construction material, it's called a Chicago Woodwind. :)

If something like this is really in any of the post-movies books, then I plead ignorance. As said, I haven't read any of the books. Nor do I read fanfic. *shrug*

FP

harry potter, fanfiction, fans, dreams

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