Mars and Venus: The Difference Between Male Starconners and Female Starconners
(Yes, I have decided to call Star Control fans "Starconners." "Starconnie" is too cute, "Star Control freak" is too easy a pun, and I can't think of anything suitable that ends in "-head
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Boys: MILTARY TACTICS! 8D
Girls: TENTACLE PORN! 8D
FUN: *is has by all* 8D
Personally, I played SC2 after years of hanging around on the internet and in various fandoms. Maybe if I'd played it before fandom came along and toughened me up (because it does that, you know. At first you're startled at boys kissing and then suddenly you look up and you're happily reading a Care Bears orgy), I would have been as horrified as the guys over on UQM. I don't know. As it was? "Hey, they're not all that ugly. In fact... Hey guys gimme a hug why won't you love meeeeeeeeeee- Hahaha SCORE." I'm pretty sure I would have done this with or without Zarla encouraging my proclivities. XD
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Now I'm playing the best video game of my life. You could say that I came for the tentacles and stayed for everything else.
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Ooooo, really? :O Where? Is it still up?
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The post also includes secrets about lusting after the car in Knight Rider and Captain Jack Harkness, incidentally.
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Wow, that's just awesome. <3
Well, Jack is very hot.
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