http://quizilla.com/users/DanceCutieAS/quizzes/Which%20Advice%20Quote%20said%20by%20Homer%20Simpson%20are%20You%3F/ "You're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!" Okay, so you're not a Homer Simpson quote, but you are said by Grampa Simpson. You're a piece of advice said to Homer on his first day of school. You're just pretty much out there, and a lousy parent at that. But you're old and senile anyway. Go back into your coma.