Deathstars
Deathstars are an ‘industrial metal’ band. However, most of their music tends to be heavy rock music. They are perfect candidates for what people describe as slash fiction because well - they provide a lot of evidence to indicate they actually do what occurs in slash fiction.
The following is supposed to be a primer, but it will probably just end up being a collection of a thousand pictures (of mainly Cat and Whip) for our viewing… uh… pleasure.
This is Deathstars, and their latest album cover, funnily enough. From left to right; Skinny Disco (Jonas), Cat Casino (Eric), Whiplasher Bernadotte (Andreas), Nightmare Industries (Emil) and Bone W. Machine (Ole).
Nothing at all slashy about that, you are currently saying. They aren’t even THAT good looking. Well, the problem lies in the fact that THIS is also Deathstars.
*coughs*
The youngest in the band is Cat. He’s a decade younger than the other members of the band. *smirks* Age play, anyone?
Cat is the best vehicle to introduce the rest of the band cause well, he knows them best.
Here’s some Cat/Whip. They really are quite innocent
A chaste kiss every now and then
Occasionally a hug
A little less chaste kiss
Okay, so maybe they are going a little too far.
What are you doing Cat!?
Sometimes Whip likes to give Cat head
Okay, often Whip gives Cat head
And Cat likes to grab Whip
Yes Cat, we can see you back there.
But mostly, Whip just likes getting Cat to bend over.
Sometimes Cat feels the urge to be on top.
But this band isn’t just about Whip and Cat (although, based on slashy evidence, it pretty much is)
Nightmare and Whip often get involved
And Nightmare and Cat
Skinny and Whip
And really Whip, what will Cat think when he sees this?
I suppose he will just retaliate with his own smutty Cat/Skinny pictures. TONGUES!
Find something interesting there, Skinny?
Bone doesn’t get much attention, cause he’s stuck behind the drum kit most of the time.
But when he does get out, generally he likes to pick up younger boys.
They are all obviously kinky, so don’t feel bad about writing kink fic about them, cause frankly - they would probably appreciate it.
Evidence:
Upside down sex
Group sex
Feather boas and glasses
*coughs* high heels
I’ll say NOTHING about this one
Snuff, maybe?
*coughs* *splutters*
Oh Cat, I didn’t know you had it in you!
That look? Lord!
Urm… flexible much?
And we will finish with a complementary spamming of Cat, cause well, he is actually a camera whore.
Cat, who are these men? Tut tut. Not your band mates!
What did you mean, Whip, when you said I could never make a living from my lips?
Hey look, I found a nipple!
And occasionally, Cat licks pussy.
but more often than not, Cat licks Cat, cause well, there is serious need for Cat/Cat slash, cause the boy loves himself!
so… slashy videos
A video to complement the last picture.
Cat, get your hands from out of there!
Cat and Whiplasher showing off their dance moves
If only there weren’t pants in this clip, we could have whipkittens!
It’s also a fantastic song, but just watch their tongues.
You can escape now, but don’t try to climb the walls. Even Cat found it difficult.
