Best quotes I heard today
Me - "Wait, your sister was dissecting stuff in middle school?"
Brittany - "Yeah, they dissected a fig penis. Wait, I meant a pig fetus!!"
When asking why Mary doesn't want to have children...
Mary - "It's too much work at night!"
later on...
Mary - "Kids are a pain in the ass"
Shelly - "Wait, you mean... literally?"
And Shilpa and Faty wouldn't stop talking about boobs in spanish
Shilpa - "Asian women have no boobs! Like seriously! It's like... two pokes and you just finished checking for breast cancer."
In the art room... Shilpa still couldn't stop talking about boobs...
Me - "Wait, Lensa is in the room, I think you're insulting her"
Shilpa - " Oh.... *points and laughs at Lensa*"
Me - "Well what about Clare?"
Shilpa - "Well... there are exceptions..."
I also untied Clare's shoelaces... so she made me retie them. I quadruple knotted them. Clare was mad.
Ahhhh calculus mock exam i'm gonna fail
Brittany - "Yeah, they dissected a fig penis. Wait, I meant a pig fetus!!"
When asking why Mary doesn't want to have children...
Mary - "It's too much work at night!"
later on...
Mary - "Kids are a pain in the ass"
Shelly - "Wait, you mean... literally?"
And Shilpa and Faty wouldn't stop talking about boobs in spanish
Shilpa - "Asian women have no boobs! Like seriously! It's like... two pokes and you just finished checking for breast cancer."
In the art room... Shilpa still couldn't stop talking about boobs...
Me - "Wait, Lensa is in the room, I think you're insulting her"
Shilpa - " Oh.... *points and laughs at Lensa*"
Me - "Well what about Clare?"
Shilpa - "Well... there are exceptions..."
I also untied Clare's shoelaces... so she made me retie them. I quadruple knotted them. Clare was mad.
Ahhhh calculus mock exam i'm gonna fail