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There’s a Japanese proverb that goes as follows: “Baka wa shinanakya naoranai.”
It translates to “Unless an idiot dies, he won't be cured.” This saying holds quite true for Sakamoto and his soon-to-be wife-husband, Gintoki. And on the topic of your impending unholy matrimony, I offer up another proverb.
Akusai wa hyaku-nen no fusaku: A bad wife spells a hundred years of bad harvest.
Take this proverb to heart; though I am confident that the term "bad wife" applies to both you and Sakamoto. Fear not, however. At least you have experience wearing feminine garb, Paako.
Please get me out of here.
It translates to “Unless an idiot dies, he won't be cured.” This saying holds quite true for Sakamoto and his soon-to-be wife-husband, Gintoki. And on the topic of your impending unholy matrimony, I offer up another proverb.
Akusai wa hyaku-nen no fusaku: A bad wife spells a hundred years of bad harvest.
Take this proverb to heart; though I am confident that the term "bad wife" applies to both you and Sakamoto. Fear not, however. At least you have experience wearing feminine garb, Paako.
Please get me out of here.