Paris Needs a Therapist
Because I Like the Gilmore Girls A Lot
Rory: Jamie likes you and he asked you out because he likes you.
Paris: Maybe I shouldn’t go. I mean, what if I fall for him and he doesn’t like me?
Rory: Then you’ll find someone else.
Paris: What if there is no one else?
Rory: Then you’ll buy some cats.
Paris: I wish I knew if he were right for me. You know? So I don’t put myself through all of this for nothing. I mean, women fall for men who are wrong for them all of the time and then they get sidetracked for their goals. They give up careers and become alcoholics! And if you’re Sunny von Bulow, wind up in a coma completely incapable from stopping Glenn Close from playing you in a movie.
Rory: I think you should wear your hair down.
Rory: Jamie likes you and he asked you out because he likes you.
Paris: Maybe I shouldn’t go. I mean, what if I fall for him and he doesn’t like me?
Rory: Then you’ll find someone else.
Paris: What if there is no one else?
Rory: Then you’ll buy some cats.
Paris: I wish I knew if he were right for me. You know? So I don’t put myself through all of this for nothing. I mean, women fall for men who are wrong for them all of the time and then they get sidetracked for their goals. They give up careers and become alcoholics! And if you’re Sunny von Bulow, wind up in a coma completely incapable from stopping Glenn Close from playing you in a movie.
Rory: I think you should wear your hair down.