...Mother Fucker!

[fruitbaron]

It's the day of the first of my tests. I'm still sick and I'm shaking like mad from the cold. By God this isn't a good way to start things off. *places his hands into his hoody's pocket for a few seconds* Wish me luck and all that.

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[zogled]

Solution: write cheat notes all over your Kleenex.

...remember not to -use- the Kleenex.

[fruitbaron]

...By God, you're brilliant!

Is that an ancient Muslim technique? Truly, they are an advanced society!

[zogled]

Yes, yes, we rock. That's what we've been trying to tell you all this time.

By the way, that's a patented Islamic technique. Use it and you become Muslim.

[fruitbaron]

...OMFG NO! I WILL NOT SUBMIT TO DARKNESS.

...I -will- wear this neato hajib though!

[zogled]

but you're MALE! Walk into Pakistan wearing tht and someone'll try to marry you. And he'll be 76. And weigh 600lb. XD

incidentally, it's hijab not hajib.

[fruitbaron]

HAJIB IS BETTER.

Fine though, I'll SUBMIT to your pagan naming! And he will not! He wouldn't -dare-!

[zogled]

He would! He really would! It's happened before, really.

*remembers that it happened in Afghanistan*
*and the man wasn't 76, or really fat*
*and the guy getting married wore a Burka*
*and it was in Malcolm in the Middle*

...but it happened!

[fruitbaron]

...OH GOD, AMERICAN IS TAKING OVER YOUR MIIIIND!