ways to get fined at Grace College

Aug 30, 2006 12:53

1. try and break into your friends room using your id card
2. dance in the rain
3. talk about unopropriate and uneasy topics that make people uncomfortable
4. when quite hour starts....yell really loud that it's quiet hour
5. when your RA gets locked out of her room......make fun of her and insist that you should be allowed 1 free room unlock.
6. jump out of bushes in front of mount memorial as a tour group passes by
7. act like you are a zombie coming up over the mount memorial sign
8. act as if you are going to push the emergency call button then run away screaming
9. scream on top of your lungs as you are walking around campus the verses to "Sadie Hawkins dance"

If you ever run into sever issues just simply stop what you are doing and say in a very mature voice "service, character and competence" over and over again until the authority figures begin to believe you are indeed a mature christian college student.

hint hint.....not that I would know. :D

best quote EVER!!!!!!! "My boobs are reatarded guys!" "what did your boobs take in IQ test or something???" "Actually I guess you could say they are smart...they always get A's" "aww guys, mine are dumb....they get C's" "no that just means they are average."

I've never laughed so hard in my entire life. lol.
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