take me out to the freaking ball game -
well allison meant to update her journal but somehow it got in mine lol so im just keeping this in here anyway.
well hi everyone - today is a rainy gay ass day in life but hey im not worried about it soo whatever ill just talk about yesterday- so get ready - well i woke up around 10 in the morning really annoyed because i didnt have a lot of time to get things together and i move slow in the morning - so then i went to the doctors anyways this is boring lets get to the thrilling exciting part of my amazing day - so i got to jays house around 11:45 or something and well seee i got my little yankees shirt on and i was all set and ready to go- well then we talk for a little while and like me jessi and uncle get in the car and were waiting and jessi wanted to leave at exactly 12 so its like 12:01 and shes like were late we have to go - so we sitting and waiting for good ole gar and hes taking about 400 hours to get in the car well i go to find him and well see i go in to find my little mother talking the world off- and jessi wants to leave and mom just keeps going and were trying to get out but her car is in the way- so then i take the car keys and then she gets nervous cause i told her i would move her car well she just didnt like that one and she sprinted away - well then i get in the car and its stilll like 12:05 and gar is still no where to be found so jessi goes he has till 12:07 then im beeping the horn - so were sitting and its 12:07 she beeps gar comes out closes the door and goes back inside haha - so we waited for a little longer and then we were off- heading to giovannis house we went- well get the heck ready we were almost at giovannis and gar says allison theres your mom and i thought he was crazy cause like it was the same car but i didnt think it was my mom so i was like whatever - so then we get to giovannis and were sitting in the garage and gar said again allison theres your mom and shes like out the window waving us down when were not even moving - so i get out of the car really confused and there she is throwing herself out the window screaming my name so i walk over and then annie comes out the window with a box of rice crispy treats and shes like here you go i brought you crispys and i was like whateverrr - so then my mom gives me a little more money and i get back in the car still confused why she like went out of her way to flag me down im suprised she didnt follow me all the way down to the game - but anyways mothers theses days - then we get to longhorn what an adventure that was we get there and we order and stuff and gar and uncle were making fun of the waitress so bad and it was seriously so funny i couldnt reallly breathe well cause she had these huge ass boots on and you could hear her coming from like a mile away and she would be like there you guys go and it was realll annoying well were looking around the place gio is asking how much things are in life and talking about money like he does - and we see a blanket on the wall and its framed well uncle goes i never seen a blanket framed before i bet it hard to cover with and we like start peeing - it was soo funny - and then everyone is trying to figure out what they want and me and jessi are like on top of the table laughing so hard and everyone is soo annoyed and were trying to tell them how full house goes and gios like that i guess that sounds like a really funny episode - and it seriously was a funny one - jessi goes " im practicing for the scottish festival after school" and kimmy gibler trys to sound scottish and uncle jessie is like kimmy thats not a scottish accent and she goes im not practicing my accent- well then it just gets funny an ostrich comes you gotta see it - well then jessi goes into another act and starts talking about kid songs and were all singing kokomo because its playing in the resturant and jessi goes on about her childhood and how she used to watch kids songs and she would sing kokomo and she was swaying back in forth showing how the muppets dance in the movies - well then i think we left i dont think anything really funny happened me and jessi went to the bathroom took a thrilling picture of it - and then we leave and were getting off the exit and this HUGE ASS BIG WHITE TRUCK THAT WAS BIGGER THEN THE SATURN - well we were going straight for it and we seriously didnt think we were going to live to see the game jessi was screaming i was the closet person to the HUGE ASS BIG WHITE TRUCK but wow scary- so anyways we get to the little parking lot thing and seee theres no cars so gio thinks its realll funny and goes "mr w you can pick any spot you want" and we all realized that but anyways so we park chilling by the pigeons feeding them chips there not really liking them too much but the little birds did - and then i see a little baseball team and they were cute little black boys and they were soo cute and it just reminded me of hardball if anyone ever saw it - well then were walking through and im trying to take pictures and balls are flying everywhere and gar caught the ball and threw it back to the little boys - then we had to walk through another field and these guys were older and like we were walking by me and jay and like these guys like were like chasing well not really chasing but like walking reallly fast after us and like making all these noises and shit it was realllyy scary- well anywayss we got to the stadium had to wait in line for a really long time and then while we were waiting in line me jessi and g walked over to the little shop thing and it was like a million dollar store there was no point in even walking through because i wouldnt be able to afford anything anyways like a shirt jessi wanted was 100 dollars - well then anyways we get in there i get a free hat by the way because its hat day or something - so that was what i call exciting . anyways we get into the doors of the field welll wow- it was soo amazing i never saw a grass so cut nice in my life - well besides the grass the players were like right there in front of my 2 eyes well were stopping and taking pictures and jessi was soo happy in life cause she got an amazing picture of alex rodriguez and you can check it out in her little webshots anyways - then we just walked checked things out got on some videos tapes and cameras -cause some guys just got back from the army and they were video taping and taking pictures of me and jessi and i guess they were thinking that they werent being obv. or anything but whateverrrr - well then giovanni became friends with this guy and was chatting up a convo about jumping into this thing to get the balls .. but the guy told him if he wanted to live then he shouldnt go in there or something exotic like that .. anyways then we went and watched them warm up for a little bit and then we decided to leave and find our seats- so we went to our seats but see it took about 638 hours to find to climb to sit - so we get there dying out of breath jessi is in a rampage flipping out because giovanni said they were the best seats in the HOUSE so there for she was pisseddd - so she was like were leaving - so we leave and go walk around for about 60 hours - so we walking and walking well let me tell you there were amazing lads everywhere we turned - and giovanni would be like whats going on what are you talking about what are you looking aT!!! and we would be like ooh nothing dont worry about it - or i would tell him i got stuck to the floor and he was soo mad but whateverrrrrr - well on the first trip to the lower level we only took about 10 but anyways jay got a teeshirt only took about 7 hours to find cause she wanted a small and there was none anywhere so we were walking all over gods green earth looking for it - then we were like dehydrated by the time we were going back to we started looking for a strawberry thing never found - so we got lemonade and i got a soda- only cost about 20 dollars - well not really but it was pretty close - so then we get back to our seats and let the games begin ! well then we departed to the other side of the railing we took about 300 pictures - we took pictures for people we never seen in our life - um laughed at people starting to get drunk - um then the game started- jessi well first she couldnt breathe to well when they got the first home run of the night - she was jumping screaming have a down right party up in her seat- she said HOLD ME BACK - she was trying to calm herself down - well the score was 2-0 at that time - we left somemore times had a convo with little boy in pretzel line - got in a little argument with a boy named giovanni over a guy in a bathroom loooonnnnggg well gio says small - but long story- anyways so then things get back and were sprinting i mean sprinting back - well hold jay i forgot to mention my goood ole fall - i was going up the stairs and i wasnt going up for long - i was going down .. and i fell - ooh well - a drunk man yelled at jay for running back to the game - and then looked at her butt and said damn .. well then police take pictures for me a jessi and the whole stadium is prlly confused why were standing up and smiling at them . giovanni was really confused wondering what in gods green planet we were doing prlly thinking we were smiling at some lads and then thats when some amazing things started happening - the score became 6-2 we were screaming jumping dancing you know the out of control things blondes do when were together :) and gio thought it would be cool to pretend he doesnt really know us and try to whisper and tell us to stop.. well anyways the best part happened jessi's jeter gets up to the plate HITS A HOMERUN jessis gets up screams dances in a circle waves her jersey in the air loses her voice everyone is up out of the seats celebrating this amazing event that just occured music comes on its dancing time here we go.. then giovanni gets mad for celebrating jeters event .. well then it was the 7th inning stretch or whatever - well it was dancing and singing god bless america time and the drunk people were singing away it was the funniest thing in my life me and jessi were the only people that were singing the right tune and timing and they were like 10 miles behind us - well then TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME came on - and then there we went started singing with the amzing funny drunks - well this guy walks by that was in our row after the song was over and he was like everytime i walk by ill be a little more so druken it was soo funny and then his friend like fell on me i had to like save myself - and then the guy came back and he thought it was his friend and he was like well hey.. and i was like hi... and he was like ooh im in the wrong seat - and he like got up and moved - and his friend was like sorry cleary the man does not like you .. and i was like ook .. and the yankees made a homerun and i stood up and started like screaming and cheering and he was like whoah your really happy about that arent you .. and like he thought i was happy becasue his friend didnt like me.. anyways the game ended the finally score 7-2 baby :) soo thrilling we departed the area people running and leaping everywhere pretty scary if you ask me - i was getting like pushed and shoved we got amazing let me tell you pizza :) everyone should just go and try it even if you dont like the new york state just take your car stay in it and pretend its a drive through - anyways its amazing - well were eating between gar and uncle - and we put on our hats so people wouldnt seeus- because we were walking through the out of control streets of newyork at 10:30 at night and let me tell you that was a little scary and there was out of control people everywhere we loooked and i tried not to make to much eye contact with anyone cause ya kno well then good ole gar decides it would be really a thrill of an adventure if we go through wooods! i mean come on now who does that these days in a world of danger .. so we on a trail and we see a blanket scream dont worry gar says its just a dead body - so we get a little nervous i guess . gio steps in and kicks it and thinks hes this big bouncer . ready to save the world in any harm - so we get to a tall fence and gar says come on were jumping this - so thats what we did and then were in the parking lot people are having little parties ya kno cook outs football games a lepro. bus was there and then we departed home well me and jessi on the way home started like peeing we missed the whole crossing the bride thing cause we were laughing so hard- because we saw a limo and we were going by it and we both said byee limo at the same time - and who says that to limos i guess just me and her- well then a lot of other stuff happened but i was like dead pretty much falling asleep - lol amazing night love uu world byeee - this only took about 2 hours .. anyways love u jay peace out - and remember one word that will love you forever whateverrrrrr
well hi everyone - today is a rainy gay ass day in life but hey im not worried about it soo whatever ill just talk about yesterday- so get ready - well i woke up around 10 in the morning really annoyed because i didnt have a lot of time to get things together and i move slow in the morning - so then i went to the doctors anyways this is boring lets get to the thrilling exciting part of my amazing day - so i got to jays house around 11:45 or something and well seee i got my little yankees shirt on and i was all set and ready to go- well then we talk for a little while and like me jessi and uncle get in the car and were waiting and jessi wanted to leave at exactly 12 so its like 12:01 and shes like were late we have to go - so we sitting and waiting for good ole gar and hes taking about 400 hours to get in the car well i go to find him and well see i go in to find my little mother talking the world off- and jessi wants to leave and mom just keeps going and were trying to get out but her car is in the way- so then i take the car keys and then she gets nervous cause i told her i would move her car well she just didnt like that one and she sprinted away - well then i get in the car and its stilll like 12:05 and gar is still no where to be found so jessi goes he has till 12:07 then im beeping the horn - so were sitting and its 12:07 she beeps gar comes out closes the door and goes back inside haha - so we waited for a little longer and then we were off- heading to giovannis house we went- well get the heck ready we were almost at giovannis and gar says allison theres your mom and i thought he was crazy cause like it was the same car but i didnt think it was my mom so i was like whatever - so then we get to giovannis and were sitting in the garage and gar said again allison theres your mom and shes like out the window waving us down when were not even moving - so i get out of the car really confused and there she is throwing herself out the window screaming my name so i walk over and then annie comes out the window with a box of rice crispy treats and shes like here you go i brought you crispys and i was like whateverrr - so then my mom gives me a little more money and i get back in the car still confused why she like went out of her way to flag me down im suprised she didnt follow me all the way down to the game - but anyways mothers theses days - then we get to longhorn what an adventure that was we get there and we order and stuff and gar and uncle were making fun of the waitress so bad and it was seriously so funny i couldnt reallly breathe well cause she had these huge ass boots on and you could hear her coming from like a mile away and she would be like there you guys go and it was realll annoying well were looking around the place gio is asking how much things are in life and talking about money like he does - and we see a blanket on the wall and its framed well uncle goes i never seen a blanket framed before i bet it hard to cover with and we like start peeing - it was soo funny - and then everyone is trying to figure out what they want and me and jessi are like on top of the table laughing so hard and everyone is soo annoyed and were trying to tell them how full house goes and gios like that i guess that sounds like a really funny episode - and it seriously was a funny one - jessi goes " im practicing for the scottish festival after school" and kimmy gibler trys to sound scottish and uncle jessie is like kimmy thats not a scottish accent and she goes im not practicing my accent- well then it just gets funny an ostrich comes you gotta see it - well then jessi goes into another act and starts talking about kid songs and were all singing kokomo because its playing in the resturant and jessi goes on about her childhood and how she used to watch kids songs and she would sing kokomo and she was swaying back in forth showing how the muppets dance in the movies - well then i think we left i dont think anything really funny happened me and jessi went to the bathroom took a thrilling picture of it - and then we leave and were getting off the exit and this HUGE ASS BIG WHITE TRUCK THAT WAS BIGGER THEN THE SATURN - well we were going straight for it and we seriously didnt think we were going to live to see the game jessi was screaming i was the closet person to the HUGE ASS BIG WHITE TRUCK but wow scary- so anyways we get to the little parking lot thing and seee theres no cars so gio thinks its realll funny and goes "mr w you can pick any spot you want" and we all realized that but anyways so we park chilling by the pigeons feeding them chips there not really liking them too much but the little birds did - and then i see a little baseball team and they were cute little black boys and they were soo cute and it just reminded me of hardball if anyone ever saw it - well then were walking through and im trying to take pictures and balls are flying everywhere and gar caught the ball and threw it back to the little boys - then we had to walk through another field and these guys were older and like we were walking by me and jay and like these guys like were like chasing well not really chasing but like walking reallly fast after us and like making all these noises and shit it was realllyy scary- well anywayss we got to the stadium had to wait in line for a really long time and then while we were waiting in line me jessi and g walked over to the little shop thing and it was like a million dollar store there was no point in even walking through because i wouldnt be able to afford anything anyways like a shirt jessi wanted was 100 dollars - well then anyways we get in there i get a free hat by the way because its hat day or something - so that was what i call exciting . anyways we get into the doors of the field welll wow- it was soo amazing i never saw a grass so cut nice in my life - well besides the grass the players were like right there in front of my 2 eyes well were stopping and taking pictures and jessi was soo happy in life cause she got an amazing picture of alex rodriguez and you can check it out in her little webshots anyways - then we just walked checked things out got on some videos tapes and cameras -cause some guys just got back from the army and they were video taping and taking pictures of me and jessi and i guess they were thinking that they werent being obv. or anything but whateverrrr - well then giovanni became friends with this guy and was chatting up a convo about jumping into this thing to get the balls .. but the guy told him if he wanted to live then he shouldnt go in there or something exotic like that .. anyways then we went and watched them warm up for a little bit and then we decided to leave and find our seats- so we went to our seats but see it took about 638 hours to find to climb to sit - so we get there dying out of breath jessi is in a rampage flipping out because giovanni said they were the best seats in the HOUSE so there for she was pisseddd - so she was like were leaving - so we leave and go walk around for about 60 hours - so we walking and walking well let me tell you there were amazing lads everywhere we turned - and giovanni would be like whats going on what are you talking about what are you looking aT!!! and we would be like ooh nothing dont worry about it - or i would tell him i got stuck to the floor and he was soo mad but whateverrrrrr - well on the first trip to the lower level we only took about 10 but anyways jay got a teeshirt only took about 7 hours to find cause she wanted a small and there was none anywhere so we were walking all over gods green earth looking for it - then we were like dehydrated by the time we were going back to we started looking for a strawberry thing never found - so we got lemonade and i got a soda- only cost about 20 dollars - well not really but it was pretty close - so then we get back to our seats and let the games begin ! well then we departed to the other side of the railing we took about 300 pictures - we took pictures for people we never seen in our life - um laughed at people starting to get drunk - um then the game started- jessi well first she couldnt breathe to well when they got the first home run of the night - she was jumping screaming have a down right party up in her seat- she said HOLD ME BACK - she was trying to calm herself down - well the score was 2-0 at that time - we left somemore times had a convo with little boy in pretzel line - got in a little argument with a boy named giovanni over a guy in a bathroom loooonnnnggg well gio says small - but long story- anyways so then things get back and were sprinting i mean sprinting back - well hold jay i forgot to mention my goood ole fall - i was going up the stairs and i wasnt going up for long - i was going down .. and i fell - ooh well - a drunk man yelled at jay for running back to the game - and then looked at her butt and said damn .. well then police take pictures for me a jessi and the whole stadium is prlly confused why were standing up and smiling at them . giovanni was really confused wondering what in gods green planet we were doing prlly thinking we were smiling at some lads and then thats when some amazing things started happening - the score became 6-2 we were screaming jumping dancing you know the out of control things blondes do when were together :) and gio thought it would be cool to pretend he doesnt really know us and try to whisper and tell us to stop.. well anyways the best part happened jessi's jeter gets up to the plate HITS A HOMERUN jessis gets up screams dances in a circle waves her jersey in the air loses her voice everyone is up out of the seats celebrating this amazing event that just occured music comes on its dancing time here we go.. then giovanni gets mad for celebrating jeters event .. well then it was the 7th inning stretch or whatever - well it was dancing and singing god bless america time and the drunk people were singing away it was the funniest thing in my life me and jessi were the only people that were singing the right tune and timing and they were like 10 miles behind us - well then TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME came on - and then there we went started singing with the amzing funny drunks - well this guy walks by that was in our row after the song was over and he was like everytime i walk by ill be a little more so druken it was soo funny and then his friend like fell on me i had to like save myself - and then the guy came back and he thought it was his friend and he was like well hey.. and i was like hi... and he was like ooh im in the wrong seat - and he like got up and moved - and his friend was like sorry cleary the man does not like you .. and i was like ook .. and the yankees made a homerun and i stood up and started like screaming and cheering and he was like whoah your really happy about that arent you .. and like he thought i was happy becasue his friend didnt like me.. anyways the game ended the finally score 7-2 baby :) soo thrilling we departed the area people running and leaping everywhere pretty scary if you ask me - i was getting like pushed and shoved we got amazing let me tell you pizza :) everyone should just go and try it even if you dont like the new york state just take your car stay in it and pretend its a drive through - anyways its amazing - well were eating between gar and uncle - and we put on our hats so people wouldnt seeus- because we were walking through the out of control streets of newyork at 10:30 at night and let me tell you that was a little scary and there was out of control people everywhere we loooked and i tried not to make to much eye contact with anyone cause ya kno well then good ole gar decides it would be really a thrill of an adventure if we go through wooods! i mean come on now who does that these days in a world of danger .. so we on a trail and we see a blanket scream dont worry gar says its just a dead body - so we get a little nervous i guess . gio steps in and kicks it and thinks hes this big bouncer . ready to save the world in any harm - so we get to a tall fence and gar says come on were jumping this - so thats what we did and then were in the parking lot people are having little parties ya kno cook outs football games a lepro. bus was there and then we departed home well me and jessi on the way home started like peeing we missed the whole crossing the bride thing cause we were laughing so hard- because we saw a limo and we were going by it and we both said byee limo at the same time - and who says that to limos i guess just me and her- well then a lot of other stuff happened but i was like dead pretty much falling asleep - lol amazing night love uu world byeee - this only took about 2 hours .. anyways love u jay peace out - and remember one word that will love you forever whateverrrrrr