Mar 11, 2005 14:54
ppl always claim to be irish in march . . . well they're not all irish.
i am though
no really i am
wtf! u dont believe me?
i'm so friggin irish its not funny.
wanna kno the whole stry?
i was born to a set of wealthy land owners in ireland. however, they did not luv me, and sadly, i was put up for adoption at the age of one week. when i reached two weeks old a sri lankan couple decided to adopt me.
my bright red hair, pale skin and numerous freckles did not satisfy them, they wanted a child that looked sri lankan so people would believe it was their kid. therefore, they permanently dyed my hair black-ish and i wear contact lens to hide my green eyes. i often have to dye my hair to prevent the roots from showing. this is not as stressful as going tanning every day in order to hide my pale skin and freckles. but us irish folk have very sensitive skin that burns easliy and at first i just kept burning, however since i started tanning at the age of one, now i do not burn so easily. now u kno that i am actually irish and i'm only pretending to be the daughter of a srilankan couple.
if u think this is ridiculous or crazy, talk to me about it and i'll explain it to u